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Monswoon Season.
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(Me to HR Director).
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Can’t fire me if I quit first.
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A coworker accidentally typed, “I was busy assassinating [name of other coworker]” instead of “assisting” and just because I replied-all “good riddance” before she corrected the typo I’m the one in trouble?.
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They’re doing this to me later.
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wow you drink a gallon of water a day and tell everyone about it and you’re still fat that’s crazy.
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wow you walked that many steps and are still fat that’s crazy.
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@am_c0zy
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⚡︎
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When I think about all the animals I won’t get a chance to pet
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Every day is Friday when you take the rest of the week off.
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Up for 48 hours+ again award. Gm.
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@am_c0zy
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If someone has hair and then they shave it all off they look different please don’t forget to like and subscribe for more hot takes.
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Men when they look at women don’t realize how much of perception of their beauty comes from hair. Take the hair out of the picture (literally, as in baldness) and you’re left with the face only where the woman becomes an entirely different person.
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My pups love storms as much as I do and that makes me happy. They smell the air and can feel it coming. We sit outside in pouring rain for hours having much fun watching monsoon. Gn frens.
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Gn
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They’re being generous.
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my hair? blonde .my eyes? blue.my IQ? 56.
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RT @rapeandbeating: My most third-world trait is that I like playing FIFA.
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Caturday is for the Cats.
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gn
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does anyone want to play catch in the backyard with me.
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@am_c0zy
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what did I say
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wow you walked that many steps and are still fat that’s crazy.
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