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@Porkchop_EXP
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I am very hesitant to assign obesity in the US to lifestyle. Something is DEEPLY wrong with their food quality. You know this because Europeans immediately gain weight in the US without changing their eating habits and lose the weight just as easily when back in Europe.
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If you want to stay a healthy weight in the US, you have to live in the gym or/and follow some radical exclusionary diet, to the extent that it becomes part of your personality. Europeans eat carbs, bread and sugars, Nutella breakfast, seed oils, etc. and don’t get fat.
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Most Europeans also lead a sedentary lifestyle, practice even less sports than Americans, and aren’t particularly fit either, but most aren’t even fat, much less obese. You can’t possibly justify that morbid obesity as early as in teenagers is due to “lifestyle choices”.
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@Porkchop_EXP
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Italians really be cooking up some cherry tomatoes and garlic in a pan and mixing it with spaghetti and going like “this is my nonna’s secret recipe!” and the world lets them get away with this.
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@vocalcry I remember one dude on here posted this smth smth “natural beauty”, I said those are lip fillers, he said some women are naturally blessed like this. 🤣🤣🤣
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My top suspects are: 1. High-fructose corn syrup. (European sugar and syrup comes from beets.) 2. Hormones in meat and dairy. 3. Wheat quality (breed, GMO or something related).
@Porkchop_EXP
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I am very hesitant to assign obesity in the US to lifestyle. Something is DEEPLY wrong with their food quality. You know this because Europeans immediately gain weight in the US without changing their eating habits and lose the weight just as easily when back in Europe.
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American woke culture is where employers ask you to fill in sexual preferences on a job application but you’re absolutely not allowed to even flirt with colleagues.
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@madison_tayt Nowhere else in the world do “tips” constitute the largest share of a waiter’s pay. People from anywhere outside of the USA are simply not aware of this.
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@Porkchop_EXP
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Languages that use “earth apple” for “potato” are French, Persian, Hebrew, and Dutch.
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@JonasGwin I made a post about this
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My top suspects are: 1. High-fructose corn syrup. (European sugar and syrup comes from beets.) 2. Hormones in meat and dairy. 3. Wheat quality (breed, GMO or something related).
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@zornsllama @hubertlepicki Conclusion: poorly scented Yankee Candles cause covid.
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If “paid parental leave” is so important and lack of it supposedly so horrible, how do Americans manage to have more children? No one is asking these questions.
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@Porkchop_EXP
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There is only one objective metric by which life in the US is better than in Western Europe and it’s this one. This is real and serious.
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Americans have a tense, contrite relationship with “sex”: on one hand they are supposed to pretend it doesn’t even exist in some contexts such as the office, on the other hand it’s being vulgarized and shoved down throats in popular culture… something’s structurally sick.
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@Shitty_Future Reminder it is the exact customers of this product who are calling you “mid” online.
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@yashar I did the appropriate research so that the rest of you don’t have to:
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I don’t see much “inherited IQ” in real life. What I see instead is often siblings having vastly different intellectual abilities (to the extent that doesn’t even make sense), children failing successful parents, and average parents having highly gifted children.
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A new type of democracy where only people with children (=vested in the future) can vote. Discuss.
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@vtchakarova Prigozhin made a public statement denouncing the entire war and its fundamental pretext as a lie for Kremlin to stay in power. Doesn’t sound like Putin’s lapdog.
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We are almost at a point in society where plastic surgery has reached such affordability that facial imperfections and normal body proportions are going to become a status symbol.
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Is skiing a rich people psyop? I grew up in a poor country and have unsophisticated holiday preferences that include warmth and comfort. It seems unnatural to me to want to voluntarily expose yourself to freezing cold and statistically disturbing amount of broken legs.
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Being obsessed with celebrities is a very reliable low intellect indicator.
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@badair I doubt a little bit more walking makes such a huge difference in obesity. It’s food.
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@RichardHanania I still don’t understand why Black Americans popularized a word they hate so much only to get offended at its widespread use.
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Major seed oil disrespect from this Belgian 3-Michelin star chef
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@aIIegoricaI Took this picture in Modena in 2015
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@Porkchop_EXP
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Don’t be a wife to a boyfriend, be a girlfriend to a husband. FEW.
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@miagothstan Who will tell her?
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@vocalcry Every time it seems they’ve hit rock bottom there is more to go. Cardi B is a genius compared to this.
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I feel rage towards this woman. Immense rage.
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@djaonielsen She’s so incredibly basic
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@MissTerriB Reminds me of the time these two Dutch policemen helped cook and clean after a mother was rushed to the hospital.
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@nntaleb Maybe a good indicator of intellect is how often in life are you taken aback by unexpected outcomes.
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@KnoxEndemic “We’re DINKS! I tied my tubes so that I can afford 8 dollar lattes!”
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@bizlet7 PETA could never dream of such an effective ad
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@PaulSkallas Had the same thought watching all the complaints about this. Americans are so disconnected from reality.
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People talk about low fertility in southern EU countries as if it’s obviously a direct consequence of economic factors, but nothing could be further from the truth. Have these countries ever had it economically better than today? It’s NEVER about money. My personal experience of…
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I'm old enough to remember the association between the Mediterranean Catholic countries and family size. Lots of jokes about the fertility of Italian women. Now the Italians and Spanish are having fewer kids than the frigid Scandinavians. What happened?
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@FischerKing64 You can still rule effectively if you at least react *adequately*. She seemed composed, but if you look at the facts, the reactions were hysterical - close nuclear because of Fukushima, millions of unvetted males because “pity” etc.
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@SchraderValves Myself and other people
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When I finally make it to the gym (probably in my 40s) I’ll be exposing and reporting men for not staring.
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In Germany an unemployed couple with 2 children is entitled to €2600 - cash - per month. (!!!) So the Germans made this table to “show” that working “pays more” - you can earn another €500 per family by working a full-time minimum wage job. And they still don’t understand…
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@LeaMaric Nah, girl, that’s my KANG right there
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This one Dutch guy I know who spent years working abroad told me: “They tell you that by going abroad you’ll learn to appreciate other cultures, but all it did to me is made me appreciate Dutch culture more.”
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Society has a serious problem when “making food for yourself” is considered an outstanding act of “self love”.
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making food for yourself is an act of self love
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The cheering in the comments is unbearable. There is HUGE hidden cost to not being able to easily fire employees in Europe: companies not growing staff, much lower salaries (6-figure salaries are practically unheard of), fewer openings. Europeans prefer job security over jobs.
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Palle!
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So Musk sent emails to European Twitter employees, firing them. Problem is, you cannot legally fire people that way here, so legally they're still employed and legally owed money for their time. But also, firing people as exists in the USA doesn't exist here...
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@nexta_tv Fun fact: you don’t even need to bring gummy bears to be arrested under false charges in Russia. JUST DONT TRAVEL TO RUSSIA
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Reminder that “children are too expensive” only in the rich west, but not in the developing world.
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You: can’t get a girlfriend 70 y.o. Greek taxi driver in Germany: “When I was 55 I spoke to a girl from Greece on the phone for a week and she came over, but I also kept banging my ex, so I ended up with my ex, but then I brought over a young girl from Poland as a caretaker…
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@RnaudBertrand @JuteRaider Not a good analysis. The French didn’t just “park” them in suburbs, they gave them virtually free housing, free education, all opportunities a socialist state can provide. This is not France’s failure to integrate them. They refused to integrate because they were too comfortable…
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The Dutch are the most western “western” people. Entirely disconnected from nature and religion, over rationalizing everything almost to the point of absurdity, invented capitalism and normalized all sorts of liberal quirks and depravities, direct but friendly, and living calm,…
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@MafiaCatalana @HannaLiubakova - Everything will be fine…Prayers help, many times they saved me - We won’t eat until you’re out safe - Will we starve together? 😂 - I love you…The whole world is praying for you - I can feel it - God is doing this for His glory, He will not let you down… Hi (undelivered)
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@SaintQ92 Aries woman energy
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How did Mexican Spanish evolve into (or stayed?) this beautiful, clear, articulate language as compared to what is spoken in Spain these days? Any specific reason?
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My uncle in Pakistan asked me what “Oxford comma” means.. and I told him what it meant. His response: “These people in the West are spoilt and have never had real problems, so they are creating problems because they are so bored”.
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@Porkchop_EXP
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Thank you, Americans 🙏🏻❤️🇺🇸❤️ Your hard work provides for our European quality of life, weeks of paid vacations, social welfare, and a generally carefree existence. All made possible by your hard work’s financing of our continental security, subsidizing medical and technological…
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I mean this is like saying the sky is blue. Americans are insane workaholics, if we could we'd be awake and working through surgery. EU takes mo long vacations with OOO messages that say "lol, we'll get back to you in 8 weeks" while Americans haven't taken a week off in a decade
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@PaulSkallas European obesity is “very fat”. American obesity is fundamentally pathological, deforming the body in unnatural ways.
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@PaulSkallas Guilty be default for being white. I recommend tanning.
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As someone who grew up in an unpleasant environment, but also travelled a lot to fancy destinations in the last 10 years: There is no greater luxury than having a comfortable home to come back to. Make a home and a life for yourself that you’re happy to return to from anywhere.
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@PaulSkallas Anyone who puts such concentrated effort into making sure they are perceived as kind and benevolent usually has some deranged stuff going on deep inside.
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@stillgray @PrisonPlanet No. Overloaded hospitals.
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@credenzaclear2 You’re getting wrecked in replies though
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@NYMag A beautifully disturbing, grotesque ode to leftwing existential anxiety.
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@diomedes_thrax Neither is she making 5m/year
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Incredible that “The Brothers Karamazov” ends with an episode explaining Lindy. Earlier one boy mentions how “unnatural” it is to eat right after the funeral, next to “such grief”. Alyosha says: “This is ancient, this is eternal, there is good in it.” This is Lindy defined.
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Ladies, any man who is good at cleaning is probably a control freak you don’t want in your life.
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@nntaleb It has been my principle in life: never travel to countries you wouldn’t want to get stuck in.
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As a woman you have at least 30 years of productive period after the end of your fertility years. (Official Dutch retirement age is currently already at 67.) Women in the west have been seriously fkd by the assumption that your education and career has to be crammed in the one…
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My biggest W in 2023 was signing up for a premium gym membership, buying an entire wardrobe of pink workout sets, trying them on, finding out I look like this, and deciding I don’t need to go to the gym.
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@nntaleb I’ve never followed him or know much about what he does, but I once saw him tweet something along the lines of “why can’t we all just be friends” wrt to Russia invading Ukraine and that’s all I need to know about him.
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Men, what’s stopping you from living like this?
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Dostoevsky on Russians and suffering: “I believe that the main and most fundamental spiritual quest of the Russian people is their craving for suffering - perpetual and unquenchable suffering - everywhere and in everything.
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Tired of the usually American-driven anti-daycare talk. Sorry your daycare is shit, but children need other children too, not just their parents. Evolutionary, children always grew up around many other children from infancy, not just one-on-one with the parent. That has been…
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@visegrad24 @akoz33 In any SANE society these people would be immediately arrested (and deported where applicable).
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People say food in America is of terrible quality but the truth is chains like Trader Joe and Whole Foods have a larger variety of niche healthier options than a large European supermarket.
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the only ingredients: potatoes, olive oil, sea salt. 10/10
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Reading Dostoevsky has killed off any remaining interest in watching any shows on TV. If you’re not going to rectify violence, crime and aggression with a message of love I’m not wasting my time and energy on bringing any negativity into my life.
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“The characteristic feature of the loser is to bemoan, in general terms, mankind's flaws, biases, contradictions, and irrationality - without exploiting them for fun and profit.” One of my favorite aphorisms in @nntaleb “The Bed of Procrustes”)
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Someone took that exact same situation you are bitching about and made a fortune with it
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Have any of you ever been to those French suburbs? I have - my French business school had a campus and I lived there. They are very well designed: parks, entirely walkable, all public amenities available. And the French are still blamed.
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@RnaudBertrand @JuteRaider Not a good analysis. The French didn’t just “park” them in suburbs, they gave them virtually free housing, free education, all opportunities a socialist state can provide. This is not France’s failure to integrate them. They refused to integrate because they were too comfortable…
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@MerckWilhelm @madison_tayt Unknowns unknowns?!?? Why would you google something mundane that you don’t expect to be an issue???
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These are the people arguing with you on Twitter about childbirth, careers, relationships, sharing advice on raising children, etc.
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Hosted my first networking event at 19 years old on 100ft yacht with a private chef. This is why I moved to Miami.
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@StoopMensch Counting pennies has always been Germans favorite past time, and not because they are poor.
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@archeohistories I have stuff from Berlin
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Aesthetics for your TL.
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To understand how cluelessly disconnected from nature vegans are, consider they invented “veganuary” for January - a time when the west (where most of them live) traditionally has the least supply of fruit and vegetables. Vegans depend on exotic, imported protein-rich plants.
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Happy 4th of July to my American frens 🥳
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American mind cannot comprehend this
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@hollowearthterf Men there are so desperate they are paying for kidnapping women from poor regions or North Korea. Read about this already almost 10 years ago.
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@MedvedevRussiaE @trussliz A fresh new government - an unheard of luxury in Russia.
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@ZubyMusic A place that uses de facto slaves form 3rd world countries to provide cheap services to 3rd world nouveau riches and mafiosi? You best believe it is “low wokeness index”.
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Very often you miss a place not because of what the place was, but because of who you were in that place.
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@EvaVlaar This Dutch grifter is really working the American RW market
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@overdramatique A “woman” praising the gang rape and parading of female corpses in the streets.
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@PrisonPlanet This is what happens when society has no standards anymore.
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@gicatalan @vtchakarova Sounds like too much of a stretch
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Reminder that eating leaf salad is a western psy-op. There is only one true type of salad (in its variations across the Balkans) and I just spent an hour chopping this whole bucket by hand, on no cutting board. I don’t want my royal credentials ever disputed on this website.
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Germany remains an extraordinary technological powerhouse
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@reshetz In the best tradition of Russia-sponsored protests, all banners are *coincidentally* written with same marker of the same color…
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