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Memphian in DFW. Standup comic. Husband, Dad, Vol šŸŠ, & Ī‘Ī¦Ī‘šŸ¤™šŸ¾-MI-FA04. HBO Max Second Chance Stage S1E5. Buy my album: https://t.co/6DfPTdVuTC

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Joined March 2013
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@alvinsights
Alvin Newsome
5 months
You still haven’t watched me on #SecondChanceStage? Start your week off right and catch me on Episode 5 & watch all of season 1 right now on @streamonmax. #standupcomedy #comedian #explorepage #fyp
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RT @_melayela_: I can see it šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø
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RT @Comedian_NickM: Yes ā€œpolitical correctnessā€ has done some damage, but at least it presented the challenge to be funny in new & innovati….
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RT @JayJurden: They were saying he look like the kids cuisine brownie for a little bit.
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RT @critgracetheory: The ai is getting very good.
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RT @Comedian_NickM: Comedy will never truly die, but in my opinion, the most recent trend of comedians aligning themselves with right wing….
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Baked potato is also an option but this is accurate.
@GeorgeFoster72
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Who said Trick Daddy look like a Salisbury Steak? Show yourself.
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@alvinsights
Alvin Newsome
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I ain’t gone hold you once Nicki hit us with that whopper about her cousins enlarged balls from the vax I haven’t paid attention to anything else she’s said.
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RT @DragonflyJonez: ā€œBabe wake up. You gotta fight Dez Bryant bc I don’t like Jay Z. Long story. I’ll explain in the carā€ - a crazy person.
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Here’s my issue he was playing contrarian and both sides so hard that the orange man used him in one of his ads. He directly has blood on his hands so Lenard put himself & worse others into the current state of affairs.
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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ā€œDonkey of the Day goes to President Donald J. Trumpā€ - Charlamagne on this morning’s ā€œThe Breakfast Clubā€
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RT @bomani_jones: i'll say it again: derek is banking on being remembered as vince dooley's son, but he'll always be the dude that had 25 d….
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Ain’t gone even hold you I thought Loni Anderson had already gone to glory.
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RT @DavidDTSS: Brock got a weird case why is he around?.
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They broke out Lesnar #Summerslam.
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I didn’t know Cena could do that šŸ˜‚#SummerSlam.
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If you’re mad on behalf of Theo cause of Maron’s joke you might be a loser fam. That joke isn’t him saying Theo isn’t funny it’s rightly pointing out once you concede your comedic platform to align with any political regime you are fair game.
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Alvin Newsome
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RT @ChrisHudgison: Seth Rollins
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@kamprobably
killa kam
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THATS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CM PUNK TO YOU 🫵 BITCH.
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@alvinsights
Alvin Newsome
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Gunther blading? #SummerSlam.
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Alvin Newsome
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Jelly Roll playing a Ricky Morton #Summerslam.
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Alvin Newsome
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Jade breaking out new moves #SummerSlam
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