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The Interweb’s largest repository for alternate timeline discoveries and how-to-guides to help get you started! ⏰ 🌎🌎🌎🌎 ⏰
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Joined June 2011
🚨Hacker Alert Update🚨 After 1335 days locked out of our account, Dante finally cracked the password this morning. Well over 100,000 attempts and it was literally just "DaveMcGrath" 🤦♂️ Alt-Timeline Community we have missed you! Looking forward to reconnecting with you all! Dave
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YEAH SO I CAN FIND A TIMELINE WHERE GAZZA GUEST STARS IN THE CARTOON “TRANSFORMS”’ BUT I CANT FIND ONE WHERE MY EXMISSUS IS WILLING TO TRANSFORM HER DIFFERENCES WITH ME INTO SOMETHING POSITIVE AN GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE MORE CHNACE AN EVENTUALLY REMARRY FOR THE THIRD AN FINAL TIME
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More proof of the 'Lady Di Constant' theory from Tony here. That everyone marries Diana at some point in their alternate lifetimes. Congratulations Gazza! Dave xx
FOUND AN ALTERNATE TOMELINE THIS AFTERNOON WHETE GAZZA GOT TO MARRY PRINCESS DIANA INSTEAD OF PRINCE CHARLE AN IM LITERALLY AS SICK AS A DOG . JUST WANT TO EAT A HUNDRED HAPPY MEALS TO MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY
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FOUND AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE THIS MORNING WHERE GAZZA IS THE NOEL EDMONDS OF HIS GENERATION AND IVE NEVER FELT SO EMPTY IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE
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Wowzer! You beauties have been magnificent! Rig discoveries flying in faster than we can keep up with! Here’s our favourite four Lady Di timeline marriages from what’s been sent in this morning - Captain Tom 🫡 | Frank Bruno 🥊 | Margaret Thatcher 👩💼| Paul Chuckle 😆 Dave xx
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Shinzo! 🥰 Bringing effortless grace and harmony in every timeline he appears in- a true champion of the people! Not looking too bad there yourself Your Pearly Majesty! 🥲 #TheLadyDiConstant
@alternateTLhub @WorstBlobby I once found a timeline where Shinzo Abe and Lady Di celebrated their marital union in a pub dressed as a Pearly King and Queen. The People’s Royalty!
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🌍 ALTERNATE TIMELINE PROJECT 🕰️Help prove the 'Lady Di Constant' theory! That everyone marries Diana at some point in their alt-lifetimes. From the archives is this effort from Sandra in Swindon “Even Blobby @WorstBlobby can marry Di!” she cries! Let’s keep these coming! Dave xx
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We're back and better protected. New passwords, two-factor authentication and a proper Dave verification process. If you've ever sent us alt-timeline discoveries, rare Lady Dianas, #faxchat invites or SCART lead compatibility queries please @ us! We need YOUR help to rebuild! 4/4
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It took 17 divorced dads trying passwords for years before someone suggested trying his name! Proper mugs. Worst part? We've lost all your DMs with years of alt-timeline discoveries wiped because we trusted someone who brought up "They Think It's All Over" at every meeting. 3/4
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which should've been a red flag really! Anyway, bloke helps during the holidays, while we're all distracted (school sports days, showing the kids at family BBQs, the obligatory trip to Center Parcs) and he locks us out, and changes the password to "DaveMcGrath" (yes, really!) 2/4
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Afternoon everyone! Dave here with a proper explanation about our absence 🧵! Remember back in 2021, when we were recruiting new Daves? Well, a "Dodgy Dave" slipped through the net - a "Dave McGrath"! Seemed alright at first, bit obsessive about 1990s BBC comedy panel shows 1/4
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Not Dave McGrath! This is original Dave btw xx
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GET THE FUCK OFF OUR ACCOUNT! I BET YOU’RE NOT EVEN A REAL DAVE! This is Dave btw xx
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Twitter, please delete this 👇 ~Dave McGrath
🚨 Hacker Alert 🚨 To all admins and Daves, our account has been compromised! Someone called “Dave McGrath”, posing as an admin, has changed the password and email associated with this account. Any admins with access DO NOT LOG OUT THE APP! Otherwise they will have full control!
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🚨 Hacker Alert 🚨 To all admins and Daves, our account has been compromised! Someone called “Dave McGrath”, posing as an admin, has changed the password and email associated with this account. Any admins with access DO NOT LOG OUT THE APP! Otherwise they will have full control!
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Dave McGrath? I don’t believe we’ve met but can you please can you log out. Now. It’s not your turn on the rota. You’re not even on it. This is Dante btw.
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Who changed the email linked to our account?! Was it you Dante? Please can everyone read the rules! This is Derek by the way.
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Lovely to see the oldest member of our community back on his feet, bright eyed, and bushy tailed! We have so much to learn from your discoveries! All in good time though Tony, get back to 100% soon! Dante #AlternateTimelinesAreCoolAgain
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