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ive been shit posting to the point that people have asked me if I do audits. So to be clear: yes and you should book me for audits
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I read the code for the new Euro stablecoin and they decided the best option was for the bank to have to do an eth tx to process every single transfer....
It makes sense tbh, such a radical commitment to inefficiency in the name of regulation could only come from a French bank
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It's sad to see some junior devs still using 'console.log("got here")' to debug... Most senior devs I know, thanks to many years of experience use 'console.log("please god end my suffering");' as their primary debugging tool.
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Turning 17 today, only 3 more years of being good at solidity before I have to retire
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DyDx moving to cosmos reflects far more negatively on starkware as a service provider than eth rollups tbh.
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I noticed something 100x funnier: THEY HAVE TO DO A BLOCKCHAIN TRANSACTION TO PROCESS YOUR APPROVALS.
They coded it so they have to whitelist all users, process all user transfers, and even process your ERC20 approvals before they process your 'transferFrom' lmao
I read the code for the new Euro stablecoin and they decided the best option was for the bank to have to do an eth tx to process every single transfer....
It makes sense tbh, such a radical commitment to inefficiency in the name of regulation could only come from a French bank
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imagine being so into capitalism u take amphetamines to be better at ur job
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Recently, I did a session with my team about how to be an effective and security conscious code reviewer on Solidity PRs. Basically 'how to do (simple) audits' for junior and mid experience protocol engineers.
I figured I would share those points here too.
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uwu
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just passed my first month of making over 2 million dollars from security audits. Feeling blessed 🙏
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FYI, hustle culture is out. What's cool is sleep maxing, you gotta be sleeping 18 hours a night doing 2 hours of work then having a nap. You gotta be unable to get out of bed for more than 3 hours, you gotta be prioritizing laying down over meetings. I do this and it's why I win.
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Breaking: group of shadowy mathematicians trying control your mail with new "mail on internet" protocol. Government considering banning prime numbers to prevent so called "prime order groups".
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I don't normally put disclosured into public but I think that the users of
@unlonely_app
should know how irresponsible the team is about user funds.
If you are a user be advised you should avoid all use of the currently live Unlonely contracts.
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crypto is full of very efficient proofs of zero knowledge, your tweets for example
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Me in 2017: Holy shit!! Parity lost 250 million in eth, that's amazing an terrifying. I have to know all about it.
Me in 2022: Solana bridge lost 250 million in eth? Where's the Twitter memes??
Crypto has burnt out the part of my brain that felt emotion about money, honestly.
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Why am I bullish crypto?
Easy.
I have no marketable skills, am a terrible employee, and have completely isolated myself from the rest of the world.
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one thing I’ve always found deeply I unrelatable about rich people is how their homes have zero personality… you have all of the money in the world and you live in an up-priced Ikea showroom
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Anybody looking for a non technical cofounder? I know how to code I just don’t wanna
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Recently, there's been a bunch of think poasting about "ship fast break things" but applied to smart contracts. Given this I wanted to share an anecdote of the first bug I had disclosed to me and why I think this is untimely a doomed philosophy.
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mom help nerds are tying to use cryptography to build immutable self executing programs on p2p networks again
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now that optimism has turned on the feature to be cheap it would be cool if they turned on the feature to become a rollup
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Ngl I really don’t understand the zk-EVM arms race. So many interesting and more zk native vm designs are possible, all this work to get perfect native solidity compile is weird. Blockchain devs learned solidity as a DSL for evm smart contracts but they won’t learn another dsl???
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i hate AMM papers because it feels like they are often trying to be more 'mathy' than they are, like they open by defining the integral and then use six integrals on 14 variables as the definition of LP token then you look at the code and the LP added just a proportion..........
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“you have to take a leetcode test as the first step of our process for hiring for this senior engineering role”
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A bittersweet announcement: I’m stepping down from my role as protocol lead at Element/Delv.
It’s been a crazy three years, I’ve worked with some incredible people and wrote some code I’m proud of. What the Delv team has cooking is gonna impress a lot of people soon.
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at the devconnect coworking space I saw a group of men loudly talking about MeV and waiting in a long coffee line, instead of waiting I simply walked ten seconds to the next coffee table where there was no line.
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im officially the most annoying person on the internet.
@0xSyro
@devops199fan
@echodotxyz
Well out of 2k people that took it historically (mainly the block job candidates), only about 15 scored 90% or more. We generally consider 80% or more very good
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im begging, crying, puking, running up and down the streets naked in desperation... if you're a good solidity dev please come work with me and end my suffering
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Hiring a solidity dev, will consider non-femboys if they have a PhD in math.
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I'm gonna tweet bad solidity assembly advice to teach new solidity devs the importance of validating info in adversarial environments
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Imo people should be more scared of zk actually. Dozens of teams rolling non trivial modifications on a huge number of schemes and there’s ~0 cryptoanalytic research in each of them. Seems primed for a dao hack moment in zk rn
There are probably fewer than 1000 people who know enough about zero knowledge proofs to make new ones.
For even junior developers, there exists huge first mover opportunity.
More people should get over the perception that ZKPs are hard and go build some.
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Ethena is ohm for people who took an advanced finance class at a top 10 MBA program and just started as a first year associate at a crypto focused VC
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Holy shit, I'll be real I think what I'm working on is cool and important but not "go to jail" important... chilling affect is on the space is gonna be real
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My past 12 months:
- Found 0 Critical/High/Medium security vulnerabilities in smart contracts
- Reviewed close to 100,000 lines of code
- Hit high four figures income
Ask me anything.
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crazy how yc just remebered that blockchain tech is cool
There’s been much debate about the utility of blockchain technology, but it seems clear that stablecoins will be a big part of the future of money.
$136 billion worth of stablecoins have been issued to date but the opportunity seems much more immense still.
@harjtaggar
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if you thought digital nomad was a cringe term just wait till they start calling themselves network state citizens
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crypto people love to shill dubai because it lets them commit financial crimes but forget that some of us need human rights
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Today my teammates and I are sharing some of our initial work on evaluating Supernova/Nova for implementing zkVMs and zkWasm in particular.
TLDR: Nova looks promising: it's fast, and highly parallelizeable and has unique capabilities. But needs a lot of work to get to production
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In my career I’ve passed exactly 1 live coding interview. I just get a really bad deer in headlights effect and produce some really embarrassing results
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the advice to only build with clear immediate product market fit like uniswap/aave is laughable if you remember 2019
uniswap had like 10k/day of volume ie a tiny fraction of CEX and dug in
dharma was doing aave style money markets and pivoted from lack of pmf
Who's still here?
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If you work in security you will someday face a choice to act on a live bug or not. Personally I could have stolen tens of millions. In that moment your moral conviction must be solid.
This job is serious, you will have the power to harm others. Choose the right side.
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hahah hey.... I ummm created a manifold prediction market that we would have sex in the next year.... funny right? the odds are are 2.5% hahah.... kinda would be funny if we insider traded.... haha jk.... unless
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the ceiling collapsed at the restaking summit and you still think restaking is safe?
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It's time for an ethereum moonshot to use zkEVM to recursively verify the chain and build super light in browser nodes
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Music NFTs are the most important technological innovation in the last 150 years.
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No matter how small or unimportant or silly you think your app is, when it's deployed the rounds are live. Fuck up and somebody might drain your user's life savings.
You don't have to do audits or pay 200k for contracts, but take security seriously. You owe that to your users.
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meeting from crypto twitter is really a gamble because half the time they try to get me to do meth and bet on hamster races and the other half they taught law at oxford
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bitcoin stans really get on here and say that bitcoin is 'focused on solving the money problem' when that problem solving focus is just not shipping anything meaningful for 12 years
i've been hugely focused on my physique for the last 12 years by refusing to go to the gym
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The reason we have arrived at a place where well meaning L2s are secretly custodial EVM chains is that several years ago big teams made a bet that optimistic EVM fraud proofs would be easier than scaling zk.
ZK has won now but there's too much inertia for them to change course
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some people under 18 can write god teir solidity but im god tier at getting legally drunk whenever I want so who's cool now huh
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I'm pleased to announce that on behalf of EVM Devs for Responsible Compilers, I'm submitting a letter to Congress which suggests legally requiring the following modifier be used by all DeFi protocols before calling a contract.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you abuse bug bounty disclosure and pull me away from my vacation as a BD tactic to get a call with Element, our team won't be working with you.
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the last missing piece of infrastructure in our industry is another dex
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your website vs the website of the hacker she tells you not to worry about
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This are my September Auditing stats 📊:
- Total private audits: 0
- Total public contests: 0
- Total bug bounties: 0
- Earnings: 0$
- New Tw followers: -2.5k
- Self Esteem: 0
- ETH Investments - soon to be 0
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Pro tip from a solidity auditor: if you launch a token but never launch a protocol you can never get hacked
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aleph audits group is proud to announce that our employee of a month award goes to aleph_v for the sixth month in the row
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My girlfriend told me she had a gift for me but then showed up and handed me a printout of this tweet and said “I saw what you tweeted”
“I discovered crypto in 2013 but I started full time much later”
Bro just stop being such a coward and own up to buying ketamine on Silk Road
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I'm once again begging the solidity devs to please please fix the array type system. I shouldn't have to do 'uint256[] memory empty = new uint256[](0);' to get the equlivent of '[]' in any other language.
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Anybody need an audit or some SC dev work?
I want to pick up a small project so I can pay my accountant and therefore transform time I'd spend doing my taxes into time doing SC dev.
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Listen the meme about
@functi0nZer0
hacking protocols is fun but it's gotten to a point of being dangerous. I think it's really giving people the wrong impression, and I don't want anybody to be deceived into thinking Laurence is a better hacker than me.
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ok but has anyone ever thought of writing smart contracts in rust instead of this bs solidity??
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I disclosed a bug in Sense which allowed anyone to set any oracle price and take all funds in Sense Rari pools.
In DeFi it's all of us vs bugs, competitor or not. Luckily I quickly spotted the bug in their similar architecture before it was used. That's the power of opensource.
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in my humble personal opinion, proof of stake cannot possibly work because of the fundamental and inherently unsolvable problem of being not bitcoin
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ur never gonna believe what this is a response too
@elizabethereum
How is this even possible? Celestia doesn't even serve users directly. It only serves rollups
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privacy must be built by default into all future systems or the goverment will take the addition of privacy as criminal
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Writing POCs during an audit is a great learning exercise and helps develop your skills. That’s why I never write them, I already know everything about ethereum.
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“I discovered crypto in 2013 but I started full time much later”
Bro just stop being such a coward and own up to buying ketamine on Silk Road
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people keep asking me to post my auditing earnings from October. Here's the truth: I didn't earn anything.
I learn something from each client so really I should be paying them. I had six clients and refused payment each time.
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letting the founders of cryptocurrency companies access twitter has done more damage to the industry than any other force
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I'm wasn't expecting a bounty, it's a very small project, but I was hoping for a thank you instead of getting mocked for doing my best to disclose a bug which allowed their users to be stolen from.
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i think the moment I lost the last spark of childlike joy from my soul was when I learned what a “basis point” was
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“PoS ‘yield’ isn’t yield. It’s dilution protection at best.”
… you understand that’s based right? these aren’t stocks kiddo contribute to the p2p network or get bled out.
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learning solidity for the first time today 🤗 everybody post your favourite solidity key word in the thread below
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