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normal girl having fun on the internet
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Joined January 2019
Thinking about that guy who got fired for saying google had sentient machines like 4 years ago, provably the first case of gpt psychosis. rip king.
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RT @teethfeelweird: ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to smoke cigarettes.
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from the company that brought you "American Military now Sponsored by Coinbase" we now get "The cost of living crisis? Have you tried gambling your way out?".
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the future is horrific robot arms which strangle you in your sleep when hacked.
Introducing Lume, the robotic lamp. The first robot designed to fit naturally into your home and help with chores, starting with laundry folding. If you’re looking for help and want to avoid the privacy and safety concerns of humanoids in your home, pre-order now.
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Everyone's takeaway from the Tea app disaster should be that applications must be legally prevented from accepting or storing id data.
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more proof that the DOJ were technologically obsolete cowards for not funding my defense tech startup which uses pump .fun livestreams and solider life span prediction markets to monetize battle field footage and pay for mercenaries.
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for context for non security people: in order to get kicked off of two bug bounty platforms you have to be pretty criminal about never paying for valid bugs.
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> find a high bug in a project.> security .md immunfi link dead.> docs go to a bug bounty at second program which is "on hold". chat I think I'm cooked.
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all of my internet friends have two children and all of my irl friends are addicted to ketamine, there is something deeply spritually reversed about this.
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its incredible that you can really sell venture capitalists the same shit that 16th century occultists were selling to syphilitic and mercury poisoned nobles who thought that demons were responsible for infection.
Congrats to the team at @MarathonFusion for identifying a plausible, scalable process for transmuting mercury into gold. This is something that drove Isaac Newton insane.
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pump selling a billion of tokens in the last inning of the memecoin cycle will go down as the final fuck you from one of the most extractive teams in the space.
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I bring a kind of "death to america" vibe to the crypto currency space that scares the coinbases.
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actually this is one of my core goals working in crypto.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senator Elizabeth Warren says crypto could "blow up" the entire US economy.
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