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Toaster fucker | 1 feet 69 inches | tank enthusiast | Professional money waster | i make inflamitory statements and then turn off my pings | certified European.

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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
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Never fade away! #HappyNewYear2026
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
5 days
Our local fire department had to make a money drive because they didnt have enough money for a shipping container full of water (AND class D extinguishers) they could put burning EV's in Because EV's lithium burns for 24-48 HOURS while creating its own oxygen Cheers cunt.
@KiwiEV
Gavin Shoebridge
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This car has a Victorian-era combustion engine which meant it drowned immediately when attempting to drive through water. The subsequent two cars, however, had quite different outcomes. Can anyone guess why? 🤔
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
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The guy with a pacemaker after the ground charger makes his heart explodes
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
5 days
No more Goyslop 💔
@Prototype27F
JOLLY Viktor🎄 🇺🇳🇦🇽🇺🇦
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The CN team for TFR got dissolved. 💔 Apparently, they were detained by Chinese authorities over the mod. We won't be getting any new content for China for a good while. Heartbreaking tragedy, CN devs were nice and passionate. I really hope they and their families stay safe.
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
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ASU’s motherboards have never failed me. God bless
@starseeker1334
Star Seeker
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Am a proud asus user
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
6 days
I can have 3 day experience watching millionaires race around a track 64 times while drinking champagne for ~1/8th the price? Delectable
@sporadica
spor
6 days
kinda love watching all the Europoors being sad about being poor :( sucks to suck, shouldn’t have made capitalism illegal on your continent
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
7 days
"we respected cops" No the fuck the US didnt, Kent state happened when you were 9 retard.
@SirBylHolte
Byl Holte
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I was born in 1961. Nobody had food allergies. There were no TRANS kids. I could ride public transportation without being set on fire. I could go to school without getting jumped. We played outside until the streetlights came on. Cartoons didnt try to turn us gay. Movies
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
7 days
Sei Keine PUSSY und Kämpfe für dein Recht ein Behindeter Kommunist zu sein.
@YaGirlKathyyy
☭ Katherine ☭
8 days
Schön, wie die Bundeswehr und die Bundesregierung so auf Freiwilligkeit setzen 🥰🥰🥰
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
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Frohe Weihnachten
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
8 days
Hunting for sports (like fox hunting in the UK is bad) Hunting for forestry and eating (Such as Bore Bounty’s in Germany) actually help the Ecosystem because Bores destroy roots and make entire forests decay. Also Bore ribs are jummy. 24H sous vide cooked :]
@NeroFox_
Nero🐾🦊 Fox!
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and yet, fox hunting is okay over there, they breed a terrified and weaker fox and release it so hundreds of dogs can tear it to shreds while assholes on horses watch or shoot at it.
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
8 days
Once your Lithium battery has died and its salted contents wash into the river you disposed it in. i will be laughing at you. in my Oil sucking. EU regulation breaking BMW. and i will be able to drive. you wont.
@JordanEVGuy
Jordan - The EV Guy
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“Electric cars are shit, I wouldn’t have one if it was free, I’d rather walk.” Meanwhile, this is their car. No issue with what anyone chooses to drive, but calling someone’s brand new £50k top of the range car “shit” is just jealous and bitter. .
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@hayasaka_aryan
Kaguya’s Top Gal
9 days
Trump : “IM NOT IN THE FILES” Chad Clinton:
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Bill Clinton’s office demands full transparency with Epstein files: “What the Department of Justice has released so far, and the manner in which it did so, makes one thing clear: someone or something is being protected. We do not know whom, what or why. But we do know this: We
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
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i go to church every sunday for Hope. it keeps me going. Now i go there for answers to my suffering. itle get better. trust the cross.
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
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It took me literally going to the office giving them the tax code showing that Hiring me would give them a TAX BREAK for them to hire me.
@soberenterist
гой коломийський кошерний
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I've never felt as unwanted and useless as I have while seeking employment
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
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this
@rowanfornow
Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙🦣🇵🇸
9 days
what goes on here
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
9 days
Ikarus flew too high i rode too fast. 176 in a 100 is not a good mark on my Record
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
9 days
This is not one of the hills i would die on… The EU has no 5th gen Fighter program and there are only 2 (1) highly unrealistic alternatives Either try and convince China to give us J-22s (Never going to happen) An EU supported Tempest program from BAE (Never gonna happen)
@NXT4EU
NXT EU
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We call on Denmark to cancel this deal, and instead to purchase European Fighter Jets 🇪🇺
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
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I Found my fathers floppy disk windows 85 installers and his old commodore. Y’all think I can restore it?
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@GarbageDumpM81
Garbageman (desert arc ☀️🔥)
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Blasting teenage dirtbag rn
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@alonegermandude
Tangothemango
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Funny how the exact thing but reversed is happening in germany.
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