Why the fuck can't I find the lemonade powder at Walmart?.

Why is there not a dating service called "LunchMeat?".

The green bubble on Slack is destroying the world. Drop this feature and save our planet @SlackHQ @salesforce !.

So yeah, despite my name plastered all over their cups, I do not endorse.

Couldn't disagree more with the hype about In-N-Out Burger @Innoutburger18. Stale-ass fries straight out the fryer. Tasteless patty. Underwhelming sauce.

Cumin is the secret to meatloaf.

Try to NOT eat pasta after reading Strega Nona. Impossible. #streganona.

Wow.