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Joined December 2012
Told yous all at the start wrong man, wrong time, wrong haircut. Should’ve left him at Loch Lomond
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Mikey Moore running about like he’s discovered football for the first time. Kid’s about as threatening as a wet Sunday League whistle.
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sacked Gio van Bronckhorst for breathing too heavy after a draw with Livingston. And here you are, taking the lads swimming in Loch Lomond, two down before the pies are cold. At least Gio took us to a Europa League final. You’ve taken us to the bottom half of the table
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It’s not about the result, it’s about the performance.’ Russell, son… you lost to Genk, threw Diomande under the bus, and called that a performance. Comedy club
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This cyclist nearly lost his life in a crash. Learn why he thinks Waymo will help improve road safety.
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“Russell, son… you thought a wee 2–0 against Hibs saved you? Aye right. Dundee win and now we’re 11th. ELEVENTH. I’ve seen ski resorts with better positions than that. You’ve had us doing lengths in Loch Lomond, crumbling like biscuits, and now sinking below Dundee
Full-Time: Rangers 2-0 Hibernian 💙 Victory at Ibrox sends us into the Premier Sports Cup semi-final.
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He’s not taking protests personally… Not personally? Russell, they’re holding up banners with your haircut on it. If that’s not personal, I don’t know what is.
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I’m raging, lads. Absolutely raging. Five games gone and we’re tenth ..tenth! And I’ve got to watch my team splashing about like they’re on a school trip? I want blood and thunder, not bloody rubber dinghies. Martin’s finished. He should stay in the loch
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Russell, son, let me get this straight ,the team’s in tenth place, the fans are raging, you’ve just been humiliated by Hearts and your big masterplan is to take the boys for a dip in Loch Lomond? Aye, very good. Maybe next week you can try mini-golf.
🔵 Under-pressure Rangers boss Russell Martin took his team swimming in Loch Lomond today, as part of a team bonding exercise. The Ibrox boss hopes the change of scenery will allow players to reset after a tough start to the season. More ⤵️
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Listen, Russell, son… I’ve seen some bad starts in my time, but you’ve managed to take the biscuit, the tray, and the whole tea set with this one. Tenth place? At Rangers? That’s not a league position, that’s a bus route.
Russell Martin 🤦♂️
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“The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.” -Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
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Tremendous signing for the pars 👏 👏
DAFC are delighted to announce the signing of Kenyan international, Victor Wanyama, on a deal until the end of the season, subject to international clearance. https://t.co/x1n8l7XTU1
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@allysbears Hi ally. Big Raith Rover’s fan here. One of our own is having a hellish time and wondered if you could Maybe share this to the masses to try and help them in a difficult time. Hope your well and thanks a lot. 💙
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IS THERE A BETTER OVER 45’S FOOTBALLER IN THE WOLRD THAN @allysbears? 🤣🤣⚽️ Watch on YouTube📺 https://t.co/jihD4rF0pm
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@steverobinson99 @ITVSport @CliveTyldesley @allysbears I read on here earlier that Clive been sacked off permentaly
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eXpected Greggs. The only xG that matters this tournament. Score a free Sausage Roll or Vegan Sausage Roll on @JustEatUK orders over £15 after selected match days. When England and Scotland deliver, so do we ⚽ @allysbears @chris_sutton73
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Are Portugal better with Cristiano Ronaldo on the bench? 🇵🇹🤔 @rioferdy5, Joe Cole, and @allysbears weigh in on the debate ⚖️
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