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Kyle

@allthelambdas

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lambda calculus enthusiast - cloud and web engineer - ai lover

Joined January 2025
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
5 days
At this point in the Jurassic Park universe, it should be a post apocalyptic world ruled by dinosaurs with small bands of people eking out an existence, trying to take back control and redevelop the world while facing constant fighting among themselves.
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
6 days
Met with a Chase representative today and she told me their recommendation for crypto is that it not take up more than 1% of your account. And they don’t offer any crypto related services. How can they still be so far behind? They were late back in 2015.
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
7 days
So apparently Superman isn’t actually an immigrant, he’s a foundling. He is a US citizen by birth. Title 8 US Code 1401 seems to apply:. It starts: “The following shall be nationals and citizens of the United States at birth:”. Then section (f): “a person of unknown parentage.
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Kyle
8 days
Been telling stubborn breastfeeding gf for months to supplement magnesium, electrolytes, and creatine. She always refused. But I kept bringing it up here and there. She finally caved 3 days ago. Now her mood has improved significantly and she says she feels euphoric.
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
8 days
‘Crypto is useless in an emergency’ is just today’s ‘You can’t eat gold.’. Same primitive mindset.
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Kyle
8 days
This is insane if true. I heard about a guy drinking only raw cow’s milk for a month and since I like trying wacky stuff, I gave it a go. This was about a year ago. Within a day and a half I could barely think straight, my stomach hurt, and I felt like I was dying so I.
@brainenergy4me
Ty Guy
9 days
Two years of milk only.
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Kyle
9 days
“Put down the fork, fatty!”. This has been said by many, but does it work? I’m gonna find out. It seems obvious to me it ought to work, but I like to test things and here I’ll bring you along for the ride.
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Kyle
13 days
For me this is Super Mario Sunshine. The world is so bright and alive. And wherever there’s a mess, it’s your job is to clean it up, to restore it, to make it how it’s supposed to be. It’s soooo satisfying.
@KirbyCheatFurby
Anthony
14 days
i don't know how to describe it, but something about super mario 64 feels like. ethereal. otherworldly. it's got a very odd feeling to it compared to other 3D mario games, like you're stepping into another dimension when you play it. it must have been CRAZY for a kid in 1996
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
16 days
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@sav_says_
Savanah Hernandez
17 days
Anybody who eats with their hands like this should be barred from ever being allowed in American politics.
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
18 days
You ever notice that what people mean by “ego” is actually its opposite? . It’s people with such a low sense of themselves that they’re desperate to over inflate it in the eyes of others for validation. Those with supposedly the biggest of egos have in fact the smallest.
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Kyle
19 days
I’ve never understood questions like this. Life is inherently meaningful. If you’re alive, it still has meaning. Why would it lose it over time? If anything I’d think you’d only be better at it. It’s only because people get less healthy that they’ve any less desire for life.
@VraserX
VraserX e/acc
19 days
If aging were fully cured by ASI, no decay, no disease, just a stable, healthy body, how many years would you truly want to live? And what would make life still feel meaningful after the first 500?.
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
20 days
My company is talking about switching from Teams to Slack 🤌.
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
20 days
Imagine we get agents that are really good, replace some employees with them, and then they start hiring people.
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
21 days
There’s two kinds of people:. Those who don’t do and those who do do. Idk about you, but I’d rather do do.
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Kyle
25 days
If only the Muslims went keto, the peace would finally know Middle East.
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Kyle
1 month
I had a physics professor who had an idea kinda like this for large commercial planes but instead of a parachute, he proposed an attached deployable rocket that shot upward which allowed for a slow descent and soft landing. He seemed very upset that the government hadn’t taken.
@NoContextHumans
Out of Context Human Race
1 month
A pilot used a parachute to slow down his plane as it descended towards a busy road in Belgium😦🇧🇪🛬.
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
1 month
Engineer at work that’s treated like a rockstar just heard a whisper of someone wanting to assign him a front end story. He’s like “no nooo you don’t want me doing front end, I don’t know that stuff” lmao. Respect.
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
2 months
I don’t get why we didn’t start selectively breeding for intelligent animals we could communicate with the moment we realized Darwin was right. Even if it didn’t work we could learn so much in the process. And if it did? Holy crap. Imagine how much we would’ve learned already.
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
2 months
I’ve now seen multiple ads for devices you can buy and set up in your home somewhere which you have to scan to unlock social media apps. It’s supposed to help regulate their use. My first thought is, why does this require a device? Couldn’t I just draw some unique image and.
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@allthelambdas
Kyle
2 months
It’s called the Law of Identity
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