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Allison Morris

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Twitter has a lot to answer for 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🤱🏼Who remembers Tweet Deck? Food, family and cat tweets mainly

Hampshire, England
Joined July 2011
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Allison Morris
2 years
Hosting my 3 and 6 year olds joint family party… do I right now… 🥰🙈
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Allison Morris
2 years
Same
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
2 years
When octopuses are stressed, they generally don't want to be seen much.
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Allison Morris
2 years
Are the Conservatives having an actual laugh? Are they so deep it the “fuck it, we’re going to loose” phase they are seriously suggesting national service? I am so pro community but not this. Wow. Feels like an April fools.
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Allison Morris
2 years
Any one got opinions on the electric #ninja bbq? #bbq #Ninja #food
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Allison Morris
2 years
1 hour and 40 minutes to power clean my house. Go.
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Allison Morris
2 years
What’s the best way to support my son’s teachers in their impending #ofsted inspection…. Something to lift their spirits? …(Let’s not mention coming to a primary school in sats week) #edutwitter #teachers
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Allison Morris
2 years
This is why I love sculpture
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James Lucas
2 years
Thread of surreal sculpture details 🧵 1. Water flowing over toes
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Allison Morris
2 years
Say👏🏼it👏🏼with👏🏼me👏🏼 Teachers👏🏼are👏🏼awesome👏🏼 Helping with my son’s school trip. Such an honour.
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Allison Morris
2 years
And we had the same discussion every time! Do you think the bear was chasing them or just wanted to be friends? I’ve always said the latter because my son found the former scary… now he’s a bit bigger he think it’s chasing them. We put our case forth each time🥰 #books #reading
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Allison Morris
2 years
The absolute joy of passing over the reading reins, I feel a little teary! My 5 year old son read “We’re going on a bear hunt” to me this morning. He told me with joy, to expect a pattern in the pictures and words and challenged me to spot it 🥰 @MichaelRosenYes thank you!
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Allison Morris
2 years
I’ve peaked. I’ve actually wrapped the present for the party my son is going to tomorrow… in advance! I don’t think it’s going to get better than this. Good night 🤣🙈
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Allison Morris
2 years
Charcoal or gas bbq? Help me with the big 2024 purchase decision?!!! #garden #summer #maybe #beginner #bbq
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Allison Morris
2 years
My five year old is downstairs teaching his 2 year old sister some casual 7am phonics. Using his favourite thing to help illustrate where he could… “i, i, i, for Iveco” “m, m, m MAN or m, m, m Mercedes” “v, v, v Volvo” Lorries and learning 🤣
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Allison Morris
2 years
Little makes me as angry or makes my skin burn as much as my son’s primary school class WhatsApp group 😵‍💫🤯
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Allison Morris
2 years
Things like this are one of my favourite things about being a mum. Finding perfect examples of your kids personalities in the little moments. Child number 2 has been near my washing basket. Love it. 😻
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Allison Morris
2 years
People can be different… but my husband, the father of my children… doesn’t like Chinese takeaway… that’s on me, and lacking proper due diligence with that one… but he also did not just get a Harry Potter reference. Oh my.… 👀🫠🫣😵‍💫
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Allison Morris
2 years
Do you know what you don’t hear about? New Neighbour Anxiety! Our lovely next door neighbours are selling up and the worry of being in a terrace, and hoping the new people will be ok… urgh it’s a lot!
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Allison Morris
2 years
Do you know what’s amazing? Being someone’s mum. Daughter has a fever, already fully dosed up, shaking and shivering in bed. I get in with her and within minutes she’s calmer and more regulated just because she’s close to me. Being a human is very powerful.
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Allison Morris
2 years
School attendance is bonkers. My son is obviously too ill to go to school, chesty occasional cough, but barely there voice. But already (AT 5!!!) Saying he should probably try to go 😢🤯🫨 we really all need to give our heads a wobble #teaching #schools #attendance #95%
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