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@alicesaysmeow
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i did it. i took a lorazepam and ubered to the spa. i’m a ridiculous person.
@alicesaysmeow Do it. You know it'll make you happy in the end.
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i hate that i’m having difficulty getting up to get ready to go to the spa.
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what happens if i let myself float away into the stars beyond the event horizon? . don’t want to imagine. want to focus on what keeps me tied to earth.
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This Bloomberg article has me all hot and bothered. fantasizing about subprime burrito loans 🥵🌶️
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you have a breeding kink? do you mean you want to get married and start a family?.
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meow.
Can we produce a catbot? I.e., a reasonably intelligent AI that doesn't have language ability at all.
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someone, who was definitely not my meditation instructor at rehab #7 in Sedona, once told me depression is holding on and sadness is letting go. — Orange is the New Black - s5e6 flaming hot cheetos, literally.
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(a cat will remember where you live and eventually take its revenge).
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Having sex with a girl just because you want sex but don’t plan on pursuing a relationship is like bringing a cat home from a shelter because you feel like having a cat for a few days.
Having sex with a girl just because you want sex but don’t plan on pursuing a relationship is like bringing a dog home from a shelter because you feel like having a dog for a few days.
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