I just found @NBCSuperstore and it’s genuinely funny, but that voice that you’re making @Mark_DMcKinney do is fingernails-on-a-chalkboard for me.

Shame on you, @postcereals for harassing @okgo No Post products for me until they get an apology.

Long, *long* overdue.

Go Billy!

*Watches old TV shows* I bet a lot of time travel to the 1960’s ends in suicide.

Hey @Wendys, how many times a day do people ask, “Do you have Italian salad dressing?” before begrudgingly accepting that vinaigrette crap? Asking for everyone who -would- eat your salads, but don’t.

@peta Someone finally managed to bridge the division in our country! Kudos, #PETA!

Detangled, Silky and Shiny? Tail-waggin' good?

Thrilled to wake up this morning to find that I’ve got a GRAMMY NOMINATION!!! “Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic” is up for “Best Boxed or Special Limited Edition Package.” Huge thanks to the Grammy voters, and my co-art directors Meghan Foley and @aniistoll

Hey @kingstontech, @amazonca was holding the Kingston SSD drive that I wanted hostage for Prime members only, so I went with a Crucial unit from NewEgg instead. You guys are all cool with that, right?

Hey @RyderSystemInc Consider forwarding your breakdown customer service lines to a rival company. The net effect would be the same, but it would save me time and you money.

Hey @petrocanada Why can’t I get fuel at some Petro-Pass locations like Cochrane, ON? I’m OUT OF FUEL and the attendant refuses to do a manual authorization. Everyone is very sorry, but that doesn’t get me to my delivery.

I love these things! https://t.co/fM6kZD6o8Q #win #giveaway #competition #beardhead

***LEGAL*** immigrants..... but 0 out of 289 by illegal ones..... not that anybody asked.

Tarantino’s Star Trek: “When you were pulling up outside my grain bin, did you see a sign that said, “Dead Tribble Storage? No? Do you know WHY you didn’t see that sign? Because storing dead Tribbles ain’t my f’in business!”

When I was a youngster, @Combos really cheesed my hunger away. Now that I'm 43, they really cheese away my ability to control my bowels.

Hey @ChipChipperson , Home Run on that new movie, SPLIT! Were you a technical consultant or somethin'? Tsss.

Save $20 on #Pocketchip on #CyberMonday! Holiday stock limited! Act now! RT to win a #freepocketchip \(•◡•)/ \(•◡•)/ https://t.co/S2adkwuMVs

So, I found a message from THREE YEARS AGO, hidden in the bowels of FB Messenger. -> Don't take no answer for an answer.

Final thanks to all the #DaveyMacSportsProgram supporters! Now on to the @EastSideDave Show on @AnthonyCumia Net!