alexx❤️🔥
@alexxattack
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An artist created a picture of Donald Trump on paper by combining four pigs. When the paper was opened, it said, "Where is the fifth pig?"
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3 random white men could say they’re Mumford and sons and I’d believe them
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“Its a sign from the universe” no babe those are just targeted ads
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I'm single asf idgaf who you see me with, these nggas ain't mine man 😂
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My boyfriend said he can drop us off for Sunday mimosas if yours can pick us up
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no president next term, america need to b single for a while to focus on herself
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because of my nails, i can’t open soda cans very easily. so when i’m out by myself, i bee-line over to the nearest man and presumptuously hold out my can of coke and ask him to open it for me. not in a ‘damsel in distress’ way but more of a ‘all men are my personal servants’ way
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Your attack on iran is not working, Everyone is still talking about you being a child fucker
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Hitler in heaven getting told that the whole world is against the Jews now
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