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former frat boy, maker of parlays, shitty photographer, coors light enthusiast, Jayden Daniels enjoyer, 76ers sufferer. #DOOP #SugarmanOut
Joined April 2013
They’re putting #that game in the replies
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Inter Miami are an absolute juggernaut. All we can do is accept this.
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A couple things I’m thankful for: Coors light twist off bottles. Same game parlays. Buffalo chicken cheesesteaks. Oikos protein yogurt. The Kai-Tai connection. Dual-threat quarterbacks. Psychological horror films. YouTube TV quad box. and lastly, my wonderful followers.
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Getting a sturdy arm workout in this wonderful Thanksgiving morning. Gotta #EarnThatTurkey 💯
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Getting a sturdy arm workout in this wonderful Thanksgiving morning. Gotta #EarnThatTurkey 💯
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THANKSGIVING BALLSENHEIMER 🦃🔥💣 Let’s have a day, everyone. Hopefully at the end we will all be winner, winner, turkey dinner. Belt to ass 🔜
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Chris Donovan was never really MLS quality in my honest opinion but he’s scored some clutch goals for us that I won’t forget. He also seems like a great dude off the pitch. I wish him well. #DOOP
📝 Philadelphia Union announce 2026 roster decisions: https://t.co/4sDCRxy8ao Thank you Isaiah, Oliver, Chris, and Nick for all their hard work and dedication to the club. #DOOP
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No, I will not be participating in “Blackout Wednesday”. I will be drinking tall boys in my living room by myself and falling asleep at 10 pm like an ADULT.
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