Samantha
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Mother, Latte enjoyer & Curator of beautiful images
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Date a skinny girl so your muscles look huge standing next to her
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My son is starting ju-jitsu as soon as he turns 2. Raise warriors not iPad kids.
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The first semi-logical thing I’ve seen from a health minister and a big relief the vaccine won’t be pushed onto my age bracket
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“Would you like to go on a date?”
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“What would you like for dinner?”
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“What would you like to do today?”
-> “Grab your bikini, we are going to the beach.”
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If your collarbones aren’t visible you are banned from wearing necklaces
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Beef tallow moisturiser has done more for my skin than any other product I have ever used
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Constantly being around ugly people and consuming unaesthetic media can make you unattractive
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Dinner tonight: Fresh oysters, San Pellegrino, rosé, tomahawk steak (rare), potatoes, roast garlic & cheesecake with seasonal fruits
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These days women are trading high heels for Air Force 1s and doc martens on a night out— a true tragedy!
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My man is busy lifting weights, getting tan & making money while your man sucks soy milk out of your b00bs, touches receipts & waits for the next covid variant to drop
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My vaccinated roommate got covid. Myself and my other unvaccinated roommate didn’t contract it. Tell me again why I should inject that poison, masquerading as a vaccine, into my arm?
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My father has an early retirement (due to a back injury). He lives in an apartment on the beach in south-east Asia. He spends his days swimming, kayaking, tanning, walking & playing pool. His meals consist of meats & seasonal fruits. He is the happiest I’ve ever seen him
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You both become hotter, healthier & more successful together relationship >
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The makeup in the 90s was minimal, it merely complimented natural features. You could easily tell if women were beautiful without makeup
Someone should tell this guy about decade-defining makeup and hair trends. Her looking like she's from the 90's has nothing to do w genes and everything to do with brown lipstick, grungy, minimal eye makeup and big, messy hair!
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