thread of threads ♐️

idk who still follows me on this account but tomorrow i’m getting married to the most amazing woman i’ve ever known and we literally met because i was writing this fic 🤍 ikp you will always be famous

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

semi annual tweet so that my account doesn’t get purged

(it’s me i’m opening shift)

pretending i’m working in a cute cafe as i tidy the living room and kitchen, unload the dishwasher, do the dishes, reorganize a cabinet so opening shift doesn’t get angry

i will cry

am i gonna have to be active here again so that the egghead doesn’t wipe my account and delete my fics

also this tl is such a mess oh my god bye i’m going back to my priv

hashtag yeah

poe: oh you think i need to consider the consequences of my actions? do i look like the type of person who considers anything ever

anyway give it up for poe liar liar pants on fire dameron, who told 3 different people he deleted a recording when he did not in fact delete it

ep 207…next week because i like suspense 😌

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luckily, fans of the show on reddit record and reupload the audio to dropb*x when they realize it’s the missing conversation from the woods outside the skywalker institute. which means poe lied about deleting it. this is the transcription. 1.

on december 13, an audio file is uploaded to poe’s website with no description. it stays up for exactly an hour before it’s removed.