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Helping founders run their back offices with 0 effort at @centralhqx - fitness, travel, early stage startups, lift.

Brooklyn, New York
Joined April 2010
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@albreybrown
albrey
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Does anyone know how to disable memory in ChatGPT? So sick of stuff like this. This thing doesn't work.
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@jbwyme
Josh Wymer
8 days
You can feel the burnout in this line: “Manual, repetitive admin work was literally wasting my time and soul as a founder.” That’s what @CentralHQX is here to fix. No more endless admin loops. No more BS work. Just time back for what actually matters.
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@nilaymod
NILAY
8 days
One of the biggest mistakes I see founders make when hiring: Not hiring people with specific names. Here's what I mean 👇 Let’s say you’re writing a job description for a Founding AE. Experts will say you need to hire for: - Ability to build the sales playbook - Full-cycle
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@albreybrown
albrey
8 days
im not crying you are
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@gumloop
Gumloop
9 days
gumloop agents. out now. agents accomplish tasks for you natively in Slack using MCP and workflows gumloop dot com / agents
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@albreybrown
albrey
9 days
The year is 2246. Humans have colonized three galaxies. But: Every meeting starts with, “can you seeeeeee my screeeeen?”
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@jbwyme
Josh Wymer
14 days
I covered myself in red tape for a few hours to make you laugh. Here's what it taught me about B2B SaaS:
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@Andydy42
Andy Li
13 days
Finally gave myself a raise. @CentralHQX makes payroll so easy.
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@albreybrown
albrey
13 days
$300k/month retainer to: 1. Generate 400 pages of buzzwords. 2. Rename PowerPoint to “Agentic Knowledge Interface.” 3. Bill clients for consulting hours explaining what AI tokens are. 4. Call it a “transformation roadmap.” 5. Add “synergy” 27 times.
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@jbwyme
Josh Wymer
15 days
yo everyone hates ops and compliance. @growing_daniel's Abel Police is saving 10 hours/month using @CentralHQX Thanks for trusting us!
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@albreybrown
albrey
15 days
It flirts, it moans, it rhymes — and yes it still loves em dashes.
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@albreybrown
albrey
15 days
a lot of you have been asking why ChatGPT can write research papers, business plans, and code but not s*xt with you, so we’re proud to announce ChatGPT Erotica™: fine-tuned on 50 billion tokens of pure literary thirst, available only for verified adults starting December 2025.
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@albreybrown
albrey
15 days
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this earth: Not even their enterprise customers: Sam Altman:
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@ycombinator
Y Combinator
20 days
Congrats to @CentralHQX on their $8.6M seed! Central is the AI-native platform that eliminates back-office work for startups. While HR/payroll platforms give you software to figure it out, Central actually does all the work using agents and human experts across payroll,
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@albreybrown
albrey
20 days
Big news! @CentralHQX is now EBITDA positive. Our earnings before interest, therapy, depression and anxiety are all growing 75% MoM
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@albreybrown
albrey
21 days
If you can get 1 person to pay you $10… Then you can get 100 people to pay $10. If you can get 100 people to pay $10… Then you can get 1,000 people to pay $10. If you can get 1,000 people to pay $10 Then congratulations you’ve officially mastered posting crap on X
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@albreybrown
albrey
26 days
My friend recently became a multi-millionaire. Everyone calls him an overnight success. But I know the truth. It took him 10 years. He spend 10 years working with 14 different lawyers to protect his assets from his ex-wife Hard work does pay off.
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@jbwyme
Josh Wymer
26 days
“These guys are crushing it.” Hearing that from a fellow YC founder & builder is unreal. Big thanks to @maxvonhippel, co-founder & CTO at Benchify (S24) for sharing this:
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@nilaymod
NILAY
26 days
Every single founder should be using @getdynasty_com. It's dead simple, totally legit and will save you millions in taxes down the roat. Alessandro Chesser and team are building a great product.
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@jbwyme
Josh Wymer
27 days
Excited to announce that we've crossed 100M+ in payroll processed as of a few months ago! Thank you to our customers, team, investors & partners. We're just getting started. PS - If you're tired of Rippling/Gusto, check out @centralhqx.
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