April Jasmine Long
@ajlong76
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When I see someone who did me dirty as hell and they try to pretend like they exist in my universe. #nottodaysatan
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Lady at the end of the bar just ordered a truckload of coffee and I'm down here with my Bloody Mary all like, *sip
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I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a girl. Wondering how she got her eyeliner on so perfectly.
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I like my knives like I like my woman, cheap and dull
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Why is it called a car stereo repairman and not a radiologist
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When people try to get a reaction out of me, I like to just pretend like i don't even notice. #hatethegamenottheplayer
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Aahhhhh!!! I can never view a thread from start to finish.....only the individual replies as pieces. #twittermadness
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All aboard the Anxiety Express! Tickets will be collected shortly and the steward will come around with Xanax once we depart the station.
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Friday day off? Nothing sounds better than a bowl of cereal and a cheesy scary movie!
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I woke up this morning with a runny nose, cold feet and a hunger for life #wreckinwednesday
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In the war against unhealthy food, the crazy bread from Little Caesar's is my arch nemesis. #diabolical
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Staring out the window, watching for someone to come back that was never really there. #worstfeelingever
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My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge.
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Lobotomy anyone? Not thanks. I've already had mine today.
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