Anyway, here’s @kimwoodburn telling you why you should follow me x

I won’t cope.

I AM Patsy Palmer with brocolli.

Me and my work bestie ensuring that every job is a 2 person job

“Three queens stand before me. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, and save yourself from conclave elimination. The time has come. for you to lip sync. FOR. YOUR. PAPACY. Good luck, and don't fuck it up."

I am BACK - but on Bluesky because the E in Elon stands for Ew .

RT @shirlpuzz: Lorraine Kelly looking for more days to take off:

RT @dgellis0907: Hang it in the Louvre.#TheTraitors

She IS a comic 💕.

RT @F466OT: That woman accidentally blocking the most expensive shot of the evening is sending me

May this love find me in 2025 .

RT @ZackBornstein: Midsommar / Midwintar

RT @DobbyClub06: @_lastday0nearth here you go

It might be absolutely baltic but it’s people in grandad jumpers and beanie hats season x

Me at the fire panel today when the alarm went off and I couldn’t figure out how to silence the false alarm

Hello from a woman who’s about to drink her way through a family gathering ✨

I’m certain they shared the womb

Moving over to Blue Sky and I want my girlies back

Door staff at Heaven are absolutely diabolical. Got turned away Thursday night after they asked how many drinks we’d had and when we said 3, they asked us to step out and come back in half an hour otherwise we’d have 1 drink and be in the medical tent…

‘Next 4 years are going to be hell’

Every time a firework goes off and the dogs start barking for 5 minutes: