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Discontent Provider // “Aid Thompsin & other disappointments” podcast \\ #PunkPolitix
Joined September 2010
@RobertJenrick I’d have thought painting over some artwork would be right up your street, Bobby?.
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There's a pattern here, isn't there?. Johnson loses 5,000 WhatsApps. Sunak claims he lost his phone even though people were able to call it, connect & go to his active voicemail. Simon Case signed off sick for entire inquiry. Lord Bethell claimed he lost his phone, then that it.
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I'm sorry but the idea the Palace can continue with this ringless, wordless, looking-away and photoshopped "Kate" is absurd. William rushing home for cryptic "personal reasons" 2wks back, now the faked photos, the ridiculous excuses;. The world's largest State-sponsored
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@GillianKeegan How about missing school cuz your roof caved in on you? Does that work for a sicknote?.
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Fuck me, Joey Barton must be feeling very rich this morning. If I were ITV’s lawyers I’d be rubbing my hands with glee.
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“Mr Thompsin, how are you going to pay this extra £900 a month for your house?”.“I’m going to ‘hold my nerve’, if that’s okay?”.“Hahahahaha fuck no, get your shit and get out”
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I have to say i am thoroughly enjoying the ongoing Buckingham Palace PR meltdown. NOW to quell suspicion they've had her photographed in a car leaving Windsor. But with her head turned. I mean, it probably is her. But it doesn't explain why the earlier photo was faked. It
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👋🏻 Morning guys - this is important 👇🏻. Robert Jenrick (the Immigration minister) ordered the removal of cartoon character murals from an asylum centre setup for lone children. That's fucking gross. So what are we doing? Well, it's guerilla campaign time. 👇🏻 GET INVOLVED 👇🏻
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@GillianKeegan British Values like. breaking international law, breaking domestic law, savaging the Free Press (that Times article), criminalising protest, nuking striking rights and starving our school children. Values like those?.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest junior doctors aren't striking because they're marxist ideologues or because they want people to die. But because they're saddled with £100k student debt and they're making less net-take home than a duty manager in Tesco.
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How about that. Rich lady who doubled my mortgage payments wants me to have a Merry Christmas🥰. Well I hope that fire spreads and burns your fucking house down, luv.
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Kate "spotted" at Windsor Farm. No quote from staff in the shop. No photos/videos. Same quote used across Sun and Mail coverage. You draw your own conclusions on where you think that story has come from.
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Some thoughts / an Explainer on this Mercer / Vorderman thing, for those who are not quite across it. Fred Thomas is a Labour candidate, who - at the GE - will be seeking to take the Plymouth seat from Johnny Mercer.
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@JeremyClarkson Did he punch his producer?.Did he drop the N-Word?.Did he say he wanted to see a woman of colour stripped and paraded through the streets of the capital?. Until he does any of that I’d prob pause and reflect a bit, champ.
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I feel like if Tim Martin, Jacob Rees Mogg and Michael Fabricant have got knighthoods, then Knighthoods are worthless. You couldn’t fucking pay me to wear one of those medals now. A Jim’ll Fix It badge’d be less crass.
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Here Is Why UK Politics/Media Is So Fundamentally Fucked. Morning who wants to talk about how a story *becomes* a story? About why we're in such an utterly abysmal state in this country?. Let's do this.
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Hi I’m Aid. I’m the guy that started those “Make Them Fucking Cry” posters for the local elections. Anyway can we please start a guerrilla campaign where *everywhere* he goes, Robert Jenrick is greeted with Mickey Mouse murals, graffiti, stickers etc ?
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Tate Charged.Johnson politically castrated.Trump facing jail & openly mocked on Fox News. It’s a veritable BONFIRE OF THE BELLENDS! CHEERS!
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Well Hello, Good Morning and Happy #EpsteinClientList Day to those who celebrate 👋. What's actually happening? How have we got here? And MOST importantly. my thoughts about today's likely revelations.
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The crayola gargling idiocy of the Palace is there for all to see right now. I swear to God. They mock & disparage those of us who refuse to accept their latest video, despite the palace themselves failing to confirm its veracity. Then they balk “why don’t you believe it?! You.
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The Telegraph columnists who suddenly care about "unrealistic expectations" being placed on Kate are the same bellends who castigated Meghan with her own mental health struggles. They are shamelesss, callous courtiers.
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Haaaaaaaahahahahahhaha fucking hell. Just got the new monthly repayment figure back from Metro. Previous: £270k @ 1.8% at £495.Now: £1,919.45. A MONTH.
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@implausibleblog Weird, haven't noticed that, but i *DO* find when i walk past Conservative Clubs, the Carlton and CCHQ i hear people speaking 'bollocks'. Is that a similar thing?.
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If only Nigel Farage had *personally* been affected by the post office scandal, Fleet Street would’ve wanked itself limp to report on his plight within the first three weeks.
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@carolvorders I do not understand this “replacing” phone nonsense. Messages are backed up. If it’s a Govt phone, it should be a govt policy that backups are kept and accessible.
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I suppose it's quite simple really. GB News presenters can't lambast Brand or the cushy treatment he enjoyed at C4 or the BBC. Because to do so would require them to consider the parallels between that and themselves with Dan Wootton. So the alternative is they back Brand,.
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A reminder to all the weird royalists out there in my mentions. You don’t actually love the Royals. Honestly u don’t. What u love is slick AF marketing & billion dollar PR. And I know this sounds weird but if *I* had 3 press offices & a billion dollar budget? YOU would love *ME*.
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Not entirely clear why I've got so many clapbacks suggesting I love Harry & Meghan. Would it blow your mind to hear I dont give a Kings Cross fuck about them?. My issue is with corrupt PR and subserviant Media. I dont want the Press holding back stories from the public because a.
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@Nigel_Farage Lmfao. Maybe you should jump in a smallboat and head to a safer country? . Make sure it’s the first one you get to though, yeh? No leap-FROGging. PS. Your gin tastes like a blendered badger.
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Okay, so. I've sought some legal advice re this Kate and Will thread and it's actually not looking good for me at ALL 🤣. Let me bring you up to speed. .
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They avoided tax. Tax that should've been collected and allocated to the British Education system. Now, having avoided that tax, they had extra funds with which to donate to an already-rich American school. And yet watch. They'll still be supported this morning by "patriots".
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All you MFs who complain about pretenders in the gym in January, i feel *exactly* the same when you're in the pub in December.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ Lmfao. Did you even read the IMF statement? We’re second from bottom of the G7. We’re being outperformed by everyone *except* Germany. You’re peacocking over coming *almost* last in the egg n spoon race.
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@Jeremy_Hunt I see we’ve now given up on the Meat Tax, Seven Bins, 15-Min Cities, Blanket Speed Bans, “Network North” and Deep Fake Audio - and now we’ve progressed to lying about the content of speeches. Jolly good. Is your name even Jeremy?.
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@mojosabien Nah. Right now i'm thinking it's possibly botched surgery. But probably the collapse of their marriage. Quite why something as mundane as two 40 year-olds growing tired of each other needs to be covered up, in 2024, is as much the mystery as anything else though.
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Compiling my “How It Started” list of weird Tabloid Tories who’re publicly backing Dan Wootton now…. So I’m ready for the inevitable “How It’s Going” tweets in six months 🤣🤣. You set em up I’ll knock ‘em down, lads.
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2020: Shapps makes ULEZ expansion a condition of further TFL funding. "Expand or u're fucked, u little shit" [i'm paraphrasing]. 2023: Shapps campaigning against "Sadiq Khan's ULEZ expansion". These people are disgusting.(People = plural; Shapps, Michael Green & Sebastian Fox)
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Seems obvious but I’ll point it out anyway. The Conservative Democratic Organisation is a “shit British version” of an American CPAC. The idea is to attract rich donors to a conference hall, ply them with champagne, say insane things at podiums in front of flags & cement
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@RishiSunak OMG, how did you do this Rishi? Was it some sort of magical rain dance? Was it the 13 consecutive interest rate hikes?. Or do you think maybe MAYBE it was the international energy markets stabilising?. “GUYS ITS SUNNY THIS MORNING. You’re welcome.”
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From what i've heard the narrative will probably shift from "Where Is Kate?" to "Where Is Rose?" pretty fucking soon.
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@DavidGHFrost I bet you could get to Manchester in 20 minutes if you were running away from your Brexit deal.
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My old dear was a Single Mother who worked as an office secretary. She had a pretty average income. And yet she was able to buy a 3-bed semi, admittedly in the rougher part of town.
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@HarryYorke1 I refuse to believe anyone of such high moral calibre would exhibit such conduct. Suella is a shining beacon of ethics, the gold standard of political integrity. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.
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Here is how Politics works in the UK. You're a Property Developer. You donate £300,00 to CCHQ.They dilute NetZero.You no longer have to install heat pumps.It saves you £4m that year.Net profit £3.6m.Govt market is as "pragmatism".It's corruption. Throw them in jail.
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@carolvorders @jamesmatthewsky Why do they even bother asking him?. There is literally no value in any answer he provides.
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@RobertJenrick "National security must always come first.".Your party have taken donations from Russia, you've defunded the army, you lost 400,000 criminal records in an I.T. glitch, Boris partied with a "former" KGB operative. Any thoughts on those, Mr National Security? . Or do we need to.
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Object Lesson In Why The Tories Are Fucking Shit M8. In May 2022 - desperate to move on from Partygate - Boris Johnson & his Minister for Brexit Benefits, Jacob Rees Mogg, announce exciting new plans to take Britain back to the 70s, by abandoning Metric and reverting to
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Why does a governing party that’s not sitting at midnight on New Years Eve or New Years Day decide thats when they want to publish a slew of changes to Brexit and Energy Price Guarantee policies at midnight and 1:30am?
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@RishiSunak 101% Debt to GDP and you reckon you’re gonna keep and redistribute £36bn?. Like you’ve just spent 3 weeks embarrassing yourself over abandoning Levelling Up just to re-use the money on *other* slower, shorter transport projects?. What absolute rubbish.
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Mail readers should be logged in a spreadsheet. And when their mobile calls 999, & the mob number matches: All the progressive, NHS'y, pro Trans/Gay paramedics should be removed from their options. "What do you MEAN it's going to be 17 days for an ambulance!?!"."Well there
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Been trying to think of a phrase that adequately captures *how* excited i am that Farage, Express, Telegraph, the fucking Chancellor. are digging themselves in *SO* deep w/ the Faragian line ('this is persecution!'). vs near-inevitability that 'freezing accounts' is merely
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@LeeAndersonMP_ “If I leave you fiver will you feed him this dogs piss and tell him it was a free pint?.“Hahahaha you’re on.”.
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There is much to be concerned with re LBCs breakfast presenter defending Sunak. But top of the list (for me) is this idea that Nick Ferrari is a “bloke”, that this was just parliamentary “bantz” lads; this is how regular people, blokes, lads, the fella in the pub talk, “there’s.
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*Tories shut a domestic violence shelter*.*Tories close an A&E*.*Grandmas die on trollies*.*Rob Public Purse of £100bn*.*starve a bunch of school kids*. "You Tories Are Self Serving Shit Demons!". "Oh my! What a vile internet troll why *are* the Left so uncivil!"
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If that vid is Kate, I’m not convinced it’s recent. It looks like a pre Christmas market or some shit 🤔. And if it isn’t her, as some suggest, then I’d really like someone like @AP to just kill it again, stat. This grainy footage, conspiracy shit has to stop. Shit’s ridiculous.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ "LeeAnderthol" strikes again. Firstly, we aren't growing. We're flatlining. Second: Germany's economy is being hit by gas/Russia. We buy gas from Norway. But that was true before & after Brexit. Difficult to see what you think you/Tories/Brexiters have achieved here.
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@RishiSunak Congrats, you paid off a load of MPs with constituency bribes and probable peerages. Does that mean your Bill will work? No. It was, is and shall remain a moral, economic and political bin fire, you utter clown.
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