This is supposed to be a crime scene btw

parents be like "you know you can talk to me about anything right?" and then make it extremely clear it will go very poorly if you talk to them about specific things

😂😭

thanos if quentin tarantino directed infinity war

Until you people look at Nigeria's current government and feel the same crazed motivation to take action against them that you feel when you see a fallen tanker and you rush in to scoop petrol... Until then, keep looking for neat and tidy fantasy solutions like "impeach Tinubu"

They have so much smoke for the poor man who steals tomatoes in the market. They know what to do in that scenario. But when it comes to politicians, you start hearing fancy words like “impeach” “peaceful protests” “go to court” “what can we do?”. lol

I want Nigeria to change some of its practices around dress code to fit the climate. A tropical country should not require people to constantly wear suits for corporate purposes, especially when there’s no constant electricity to use air conditioning in buildings (e.g schools).

This is the only artist I’ve successfully cancelled. Since Love, Damini, I don’t think I’ve knowingly played any of his songs. It wasn’t even difficult, because as his arrogance grew, the quality of his music dropped.

When kidnapped in Nigeria, do the following. 1. Do not resist armed kidnappers. 2. Keep calm and be patient. 3. Do not antagonize your captors; be polite and operate with reasonable regards. Give reasonable cooperation to your abductors. 4. Establish a personal relationship

I won’t be mad if someone in their 60s supports this government but you as a young nigga in your 20s and 30s with a smartphone, access to information and idea of what a good life should be supporting APC & Tinubu?? That’s madness

Fruityloops 1.0 (1998)

When you listen to Nigerians pray, 98% of their prayer points are government responsibilities.

The stupidity in this country being institutionalized is even what irritates me the most. Why should wearing a knicker shorts (knee length) amount to being turned away from a university campus… in this very hot country?? Just adopting the most mundane of policies 🤦🏽‍♂️

If only Jenny's Glow had just done their NAFDAC registration, pur society wouldn't have been plagued with the existence of a VDM🫠

Posing for pictures has to be the most basic thing i'm actually terrible at. 😭

Many music producers in this era are simply nerds who love music and figure out how to use a DAW to create music without giving a damn about music theory or being a student of the art.

Country of 250 million people can’t go to the World Cup, can’t win any medals at the Olympics, no light, no road, no hospital, no schools nothing. Just detty December and shawarma

producers in 2025 still thinking complexity equals better

I don't know why African parents are quick to notice a pregnant child but not a depressed child.

Finding a hobby that gets me off my phone is my goal now.