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If LA Knight doesn’t win MITB man I swear…
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A (mostly) statistical thread on why Lionel Andrés Messi is better than Cristiano Ronaldo and the greatest footballer to ever grace this planet: a thread. (Likes and RTs appreciated)
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@F1
@GeorgeRussell63
Verstappen’s album:
1. G.O.A.T (Feat. Lewis Hamilton)
2. Got my back (Feat. Michael Masi)
3. Illegitimate (Abu Dhabi cut)
4. Radio tears (Feat. Christian Horner)
5. (F)riends (I)n (A)ssistance
6. Over the limit (1.8” mix)
7. Daddy issues (Feat. J.O.S)
8. Help! (Feat. Latifi)
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@HmJileswrites
Technically a TV show and not a film but this shot alone from Mr Robot blows everything else in the replies out of the water
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@F1
@redbullracing
@SChecoPerez
ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ
ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ
ʷʰᵉʳᵉ is Verstappen ? ʷʰᵉʳᵉ
ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ
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@F1
Put Max in that position and he ain’t even breaking into the top 10. That’s my 7 time winning goat
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@clinicalkai
@UTDTrey
@sarajbz
Spiderman
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
The amazing Spider-Man
The amazing Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man homecoming
Spider-Man far from home
Spider-Man no way home
He also has more titles than Chelsea
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@MeticulousViews
@theMadridZone
‘Ozil dropped 22 pre assists against the Milan clubs in his career’
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@F1
@Max33Verstappen
Just imagine if Lewis had won the championship and how Max would’ve reacted. Wouldn’t have shown a shred a class like LH. Levels
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@F1
@Max33Verstappen
@redbullracing
Only the 5 lapped cars between Hamilton and Verstappen were allowed to overtake the safety car
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@F1
@Max33Verstappen
Verstappen’s album:
1. G.O.A.T (Feat. Lewis Hamilton)
2. Got my back (Feat. Michael Masi)
3. Illegitimate (Abu Dhabi cut)
4. Radio tears (Feat. Christian Horner)
5. (F)riends (I)n (A)ssistance
6. Over the limit (1.8” mix)
7. Daddy issues (Feat. J.O.S)
8. Help (Feat. Latifi)
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@LewisHamilton
@MasterClass
Verstappen’s album:
1. G.O.A.T (Feat. Lewis Hamilton)
2. Got my back (Feat. Michael Masi)
3. All I Want (is Hamilton at a corner)
4. Foot on the bottle
5. “Stupid idiot”
6. Tears (Feat. Christian Horner)
7. 5 seconds (time penalty)
8. Off the track
9. Dead dreams (Corniche Cut)
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@F1
Verstappen’s album:
1. G.O.A.T (Feat. Lewis Hamilton)
2. Got my back (Feat. Michael Masi)
3. All I Want (is Hamilton at a corner)
4. Foot on the bottle
5. “Stupid idiot”
6. Tears (Feat. Christian Horner)
7. 5 seconds (time penalty)
8. Off the track
9. Dead dreams (Corniche Cut)
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@libsoftiktok
Visited NYC in January. Was shocked at how feral it is. I thought London had a problem with homelessness and mentally ill people!
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But the stats are actually in Messi’s favour. Ronaldo’s 785 goals have come in 1075 appearances, giving him a ratio of 0.73 goals per game. Whilst Messi has scored less goals (748), he has 145 less appearances than Ronaldo. This gives him a superior goals per game ratio of 0.8.
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@F1
Verstappen’s album:
1. G.O.A.T (Feat. Lewis Hamilton)
2. Got my back (Feat. Michael Masi)
3. All I Want (is Hamilton at a corner)
4. Foot on the bottle
5. “Stupid idiot”
6. Tears (Feat. Christian Horner)
7. 5 seconds (time penalty)
8. Off the track
9. Dead dreams (Corniche Cut)
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@crisch77777
@eurofootcom
I mean that’s what CR7 does too, covers a bad game with a goal 🤷♂️
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@F1
@Max33Verstappen
@redbullracing
I was sleeping when I saw a strange figure in the corner of my room, it looked like it was a ghost. When I turned the lights on I saw it was none other than CHARLES LECHOKE. I was scared at first, but then I yelled “BIG RACE”. He disappeared.
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@BhaHarvey
@KingGeorginio
@OfficialBHAFC
Peep this guy’s tweets and replies, responding to every single Arsenal reply on Brighton’s post. Touch grass my friend
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@Isaac_P_Firth
@TheLukeEvans17
@FootballJOE
If I had a penny for every time someone spelt his name wrong
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@redbullracing
So… Fraudstappen* has:
His favourite corrupt race director daddy Masi
His team breaking the cost cap rules
Christian Cryner pressuring the FIA
Alpha Tauri getting safety cars for him
A rocket ship for a car…
… and he still has 0 legitimate WDCs?
Not top 10 in my book
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@RobSanchezERA
@BhaHarvey
@KingGeorginio
@OfficialBHAFC
I’ve been ratiod by a supporter of the mighty Brighton and Hove Albion, how ever will I survive 😢
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@rafsenal
@afcpablo_
He looks good (he looks good)
He looks fine (he looks fine)
Gabby Jesus on my mind
And he’s Arsenal’s number 9
Singing do do do….
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@LouisDunford
Will get more popular as it gets played more, can’t wait to hear 60,000 belt this out next season
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@F1
@redbullracing
So… Fraudstappen* has:
His favourite corrupt race director daddy Masi
His team breaking the cost cap rules
Christian Cryner pressuring the FIA
Alpha Tauri getting safety cars for him
A rocket ship for a car…
… and he still has 0 legitimate WDCs?
Not top 10 in my book
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@GeezyPeas
@Arsenal
I’m guessing you won’t be watching a single minute of World Cup football later this year then?
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Ronaldo’s record-breaking tally of goals also leads to the misconception that he is the purer finisher. Since the 2009/2010 season, Messi has scored 523 goals from 2,654 shots. By comparison, Ronaldo has scored less goals- 511 – from 636 more shots on goal.
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1. Goals
The main purpose of an attacker in football is to score goals. And Messi is a clinical scorer of them. However, Ronaldo is widely (and incorrectly) considered as the better goal scorer, with his 785 goals being the most in football history.
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He also bests the Portuguese when looking at it from minutes per goal- Messi averages a goal every 102 minutes, whereas Ronaldo averages a goal every 111 minutes.
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3. Dribbling
Messi’s low centre of gravity, silky ball control and quick feet make him the game’s greatest dribbler. He has scored some of the greatest goals of all time- vs Real Madrid in the UCL semi-final and vs Athletic Bilbao in the Copa del Rey final.
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This means that on average, Messi scores a goal every 5.07 shots. Ronaldo- 6.44 shots. The Argentine also bests his rival on shot accuracy- 48.1% of Messi’s shots are on target compared to Ronaldo’s 41.2%.
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@F1
So… Fraudstappen* has:
His favourite corrupt race director daddy Masi
His team breaking the cost cap rules
Christian Cryner pressuring the FIA
Alpha Tauri getting safety cars for him
A rocket ship for a car…
… and he still has 0 legitimate WDCs?
Not top 10 in my book
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Looking at the 2 using expected goals (xG), Messi again comes out on top. Since the 2014/15 season, Messi has scored 231 goals from 192.37 xG- an over-performance of 38.63 goals. This is compared to Ronaldo’s 215 goals from 210.08 xG- an over-performance, but by only 4.92 goals.
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@redbullracing
Is this the race where the GOAT dominated Cheatstappen so much that he now has PTSD of sprint races 😂
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@mvsrapp
And Ronaldo fans were going on about 6 league goals all last season, he ain’t even gonna hit that 😂
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2. Assists and playmaking
Messi also adds an elite playmaking ability and a mountain of assists to his bucket load of goals. He has recorded a staggering 315 assists across his career- the most in football history- averaging 0.34 assists per game.
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Messi’s 54 hat-tricks does trail Ronaldo’s tally of 57- but Messi has played 145 less games than the Manchester United forward. This means that on average, Messi scores a hat-trick every 17.2 games, compared to Ronaldo’s hat-trick every 18.9 games.
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@Max33Verstappen
@F1
Penalties. Bottling. Crashing. Crying.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Hamilton attacked. Only FRAUDstappen, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his team needed him most, he vanished.
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@F1
@LewisHamilton
Verstappen’s album:
1. G.O.A.T (Feat. Lewis Hamilton)
2. Got my back (Feat. Michael Masi)
3. Illegitimate (Abu Dhabi cut)
4. Radio tears (Feat. Christian Horner)
5. (F)riends (I)n (A)ssistance
6. Over the limit (1.8” mix)
7. Daddy issues (Feat. J.O.S)
8. Help (Feat. Latifi)
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Lastly, Messi outscores the Madeiran even when each player’s penalty goals are taken away- Messi’s 648 non penalty goals to Ronaldo’s 646. Ronaldo is the more clinical penalty taker with a higher conversion rate, but this also means more of his goals are from penalties- 17.7%.
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@DudeFromBurg
@RoyalFamily
@England
This guys a yank, don’t take anything he says about footy too seriously
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