It's 2017 and printers are still the worst thing about technology...

aint CrowdStrike that final fantasy guy

I got a little excited to hear "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" at the poolside and then I got hit with a "The Time (Dirty Bit)" 😭 The only upside was all the other songs that could be ruined by the Black Eyed Peas at the end of the @ShadowTodd video https://t.co/tR2vEhYtef

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

If you haven’t heard the news, the Call for Presentations and Hands-On Trainings have opened!! https://t.co/TiMCOyfdr4 Submit your ideas today! #SED24

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox! Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller. Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

NEW VIDEO! Let’s See If I Can Get Fired - AMD $5,000 Ultimate Tech Upgrade https://t.co/V3EqlR077w Enter the AMD giveaway for TWO ROG Allys below! https://t.co/ffXyIkPtmD #sponsoredby @AMD

The fact that I'm pretty sure they don't feature Mr Raven or any tracks by @mclars in #fallOfTheHouseOfUsher on #netflix makes me sad

I was already really digging #nimonamovie on @netflix but when they pulled out the @Metric needle drop it really won me over

You can only see 600 tweets a day and I'm gonna make sure at least 100 of them are Sisyphus jokes

Day of the Tentacle released today in 1993. That's the big three-oh baby! Awoooo! Time travel and diabolical plots. Founding Fathers and far-fling futures. This adventure game spans timelines and multiple characters for truly devious puzzling!

Oooh what’s in the truck?? @SEDreamin attendees will find out in two weeks! #SED23

You never know what you’re going to find at the Williams Sonoma outlet. Some of those price tags were way wrong. And yes I’ll have some at #SED23

So stoked to see @TheMidnightLA again in October! If any of my Raleigh peeps want to go with me, lemme know. https://t.co/PbYGKhSE4J

The Writers Guild of America Strike: Actual sign spotted on the picket line...

You have got y'all be absolutely insane @GetSpectrum I'm waiting at home all day, never get a call from a tech or a voicemail so now I have to wait until tomorrow to get an appointment because of y'all! 24 hrs without service because of some screw up with your system. So livid

Love being held hostage by @GetSpectrum. Missed an entire day of work now and they're more than two hours late. But you can damn will be sure that if i left a note saying I'd be back sometime in the next hour they wouldn't wait for me

https://t.co/m8VEXvDKV1

Randomly paused on a frame that perfectly embodies my current state trying to finish this dang video 😩

I’m about to end google’s AI on day 1

#IdesOfMusk