liz lemon 🍋
@adisonmay_
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Blacking out at the holiday happy hour and waking up added to a pickleball group chat
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that’s what life is all about baby
Idc if this sounds basic. I love to be at an event wearing a cool outfit with a cocktail in my hand, looking at a beautiful view of the nyc skyline, feelin a little Carrie Bradshaw wit it.
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There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy people in existence
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The 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th class? You’re in for a treat if you guessed A’s across the board 😏
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“we dated for 5 years”
You guys were right about people and their exes of multiple years. I will not be elaborating further.
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LOST THE TICKETMASTER WAR. I GUESS THERE ARE NO BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD...
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Can’t wait
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i love when you’re watching a sitcom and you can tell an actor couldn’t keep it together, so they just had to use the best take possible
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Regina Hall and Anna Faris will officially return for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ (Source: Deadline)
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if they released behind the scenes footage of my girl giving supernigga undirected smooches after the director yelled cut they would have to scoop me off of I-75
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Went to get a Covid test and a giant broccoli man walked by the door
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