Adam Lake
@adamdfx
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Software product manager, daddy of daughters, hobbyist woodworker, comic book lover, D&D enthusiast, obstacle course aficionado, bedbug survivor.
New Jersey
Joined October 2010
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Has anyone tried unplugging ESPN and waiting 15 seconds? #NathansHotDog
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“Put that man in a cage.” - my other kid. #NathansHotDogEatingContest #prouddad
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Mike Golic Jr just somehow managed to compare Joey to Jerry Garcia. I’m gonna have to play that back. #NathansHotDogEatingContest
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“Let’s watch these freaks work.” - my kid. #NathansHotDogEatingContest #prouddad
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Love ya, Nature Boy, but that insurance commercial is hard af to watch. #NathansHotDogEatingContest
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Joey moves pretty well for a man who obviously has gout. #NathansHotDogEatingContest
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This dude ate 50 pork rolls. I think he’s my spirit animal. #NathansHotDogEatingContest
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Undisputed kale eating champion. Yeah, I bet. #NathansHotDogEatingContest
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OK, time to break Twitter silence to live tweet Nathan’s. Let’s get ready to watch extreme gluttony with zero irony.
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Hey Mike Huckabee, I asked around and Coke likes me, Delta agrees with my values, I wear Nikes and my hometown Dodgers won the World Series. But it’s not because of my ethnicity. It’s because I’m not a sh*thead like you who is adding fuel to anti-Asian hate. #StopAAPIHate
I’ve decided to “identify” as Chinese. Coke will like me, Delta will agree with my “values” and I’ll probably get shoes from Nike & tickets to @MLB games. Ain’t America great?
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Tucker Carlson warns viewers they could be targets of “war on white supremacists” https://t.co/Pl6HcOweSY
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End of 2019: Anonymous sources aren't credible. End of 2020: Hey, my cousin found evidence of voter fraud scribbled on a napkin in a Wendy's parking lot.
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Oh, but there's the irony. @jaketapper
Those who love him need to step in and stop this. Honestly it’s sad.
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Obvious bitch is obvious.
STOP THE COUNT!
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