Me: do you need me to pick something up from the store? Wife: yes, can you get me some quinoa powder, chia-infused yogurt, mystic lentils, and golden chamomile dust (not the regular chamomile dust in the red box) thanks!

Jim Carrey improvised the “Big Gulps, huh?” line in ‘Dumb and Dumber’ (1994) Also, the Big Gulpers weren’t even extras. They were hanging out watching the filming and director Peter Farrelly put them in a scene https://t.co/ez1Z4Ej3d1

Kobe Bryant's high school rival thought they can beat him and this is his reaction, 1996

Bryce Harper did this with the same injury

Folks,never take these moments in Philly sports for granted.I know there is more work to be done but when you have NL Champs and NFC Champs in the same “year” it is something that rarely happens in a lifetime.Cherish this.And remember how special this is. Go @Phillies Go @Eagles

Not a single drop of water is getting past that bad boy.

The Houston Astros are a perfectly engineered baseball machine of death no one in their right minds would challenge, but the Philadelphia Phillies are “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read” personified as a baseball team.

I used to tailgate football games. Now I tailgate the opening of Wholefoods in the morning

Officiant: *at wedding* does anyone here object to this union Lawyer: yes unduly burdensome and not limited in time and scope

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