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actually fuck people on twitter sometimes. why be mean about it? sorry i’ve been posting about vacation so much, i never have gotten to fucking take a real one like this. it doesn’t mean i’m not into infosec. 🙄🤦🏻♀️
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what’s your favorite professional way to say, “are you fucking serious right now?”
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i guess technically my first CTF was breaking in my parents email to delete the email notifications they received about me skipping in class... 😂🤦🏻♀️🤔
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I’m absolutely delighted to be able to tell y’all that today is my first day as the Product Manager for Linux EDR
@redcanary
☁️
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happy monday y’all! i’m so very grateful & stoked to be starting my first day at
@rapid7
as a product consultant 🥰
i hope everyone has an awesome week! 🤘🏼
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this reminds me of a company whose name rhymes with the word “backspace” 🙃
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i made the mistake of joining a neighborhood group on facebook. everybody is like, really racist here. i think i’ll spend some time today getting my OSINT on. 🥰
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how can i get better at reverse engineering, like for CTFs? it’s my biggest struggle every time i play Linux challenges. i have a huge disconnect in my brain and i’m not even sure where to start.
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issa thirst trap. 🙃😘
hope everyone has a great friday & weekend. have fun, be safe. 🖤
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of course i’m at defcon closing ceremony & my mom calls & i have her on emergency bypass so although my phone was silenced everyone got to hear my family guy “MOM! MOOOM! MOMMY!” ringtone - because THAT isn’t embarrassing. 🤦🏻♀️😂🤷🏻♀️
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kpop drowning out all the ignorant rednecks on the
#KeepTexasRed
hashtag is making my soul so happy right now 🥰😂
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just checked my mailbox. after many years & lots of heartache, my divorce is completely fucking over. way happier where i’m at today. 💁🏻♀️❤️
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wow, i used to work with this guy & he hit me up on LinkedIn asking me to copypasta a recommendation for him that he wrote himself, which i wasn’t comfortable doing. i didn’t respond, so he DM’d me on twitter asking me to check my LinkedIn - then he blocked me.
toxic as fuck ✨
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my aunt watched my “naked & unafraid” talk & then she sent me this & IM NOT CRYING I SWEAR 😭🥺❤️
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tip: don’t wanna lose your job for saying racist shit on social media? don’t be a racist!
simple, right?! 💁🏻♀️
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i got my hair done today & it’s reacts to UV light & i really love it - that’s the tweet 🖤✨
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i learned how to join a computer to a domain with powershell yesterday. it was good to learn but the day felt like a whole year 😳😂
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i really did not think i’d make it to be 30, but damn am i glad to be here, experiencing a life that just keeps getting better & better. feels like i’ve done so much & yet there’s still so much more life to live. i’m so thankful to have so much love & support in my circle. 🖤✨
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so uh, hey, my talk got accepted into
@texas_cyber
- so i guess i should start polishing that one up. you ever submit a talk idea being like “psh, this ain’t gonna happen, but whatever” and then it does and you’re like “oh, shit” ?! not in a bad way, just gotta do it! 🤘🏼🖤
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what pw manager do you use? currently, i'm on 1password w the premium plan, but i'm kinda thinking of switching to lastpass - nothing against 1pass, just wanting to try something new. opinions? anyone favor one over the other or a completely different one all together? teach me!
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No basement, no black hoodie. Just a cat & my computer.
#BreakingTheStereotype
of hackers because
#ThisIsWhatHackerLooksLike
🖤🤘🏼✨
No basement. Not wearing a black hoodie.
#BreakingTheStereotype
of hackers because
#ThisIsWhatHackerLooksLike
.
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sad vibes today because it’s been 10 years since my little brother’s last birthday alive. if i had known, i would’ve thrown him the biggest party. he should be 26 today.
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3 years ago, i got some sparkly tears painted on my face & did a “divorce sucks” boudoir photoshoot.
it was empowering & helped me learn to accept an ending that i wasn’t ready for at the time. i’m really glad i did it, so i wanted to share a few✨
happy friday everyone! 🤘🏼
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you never stop grieving. this is Ben, he was my dad, and he passed away last year from cancer. we didn’t have a great relationship at the end, but when i was younger, he always had me laughing. he taught me how to two step, bought me my first pair of high top converse.
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i wasn’t gonna drink tonight. but now i’m gonna have several drinks tonight.
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“i know my worth. i’ve paid dearly for every ounce of it.” 🖤✨
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i’ve been using an ancient home remedy to heal myself, here’s the recipe in case anyone feels sick this winter season:
• 1 family size bag of hot cheetos
• Six pack of beer (1 minimum)
☝🏻 consume liberally.
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to the guy who just walked up to me at the bar, said HEY, and stuck an LED up his nose, all i can say is....what the fuck?! 😂
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to the man who brought me so much happiness, continuously takes care of me, and does whatever he can to put a smile on n my face: you’re my best friend in the universe, and i love you SO MUCH, forever. thank you for every single thing.
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taking this opportunity to shamelessly plug one of my favorites of all time:
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aaaaand we’re still going with people attempting to police my twitter 🤷🏻♀️
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on a lighter note: so, after meeting this cool guy in Vegas, i decide, eh, fuck it, a 17 hour road trip together is a dope second date.
@notasockpuppet1
& i proceed to drive together for 17 hours to Louisville to attend the final DerbyCon together. Friday night we go to this bar,
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why did you chmod 777?
give me a horror story from your specialty in five words or less
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my ex called me a psycho a lot. our relationship ended with a drunken bender where he refused to let me leave his apartment for days because he broke my ribs & didn’t want me to get help.
maybe i was psycho, but i wanted to get the fuck away from him.
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it’s a rare occurrence that i do my makeup these days, but flogging molly was here in ATX so it was necessary to breakout the green eyeshadow & of course document it 😂
they put on an awesome show. hope everyone has a great week.
☘️🖤✨
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one of my fake jokes:
how do you know when a linux user runs Arch? don’t worry, they’ll let you know. 🤣
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it me 😂😭😂😭
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i deleted my earlier post because i wasn’t sure if i’d be able to make it happen, but i can now let y’all know that this kitty is flying back home with me. i’ve had a bunch of names so far but right now i’m liking Binx. 🥰
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i love y’all so much, my twitter friends who support the hell outta me.
i’m gonna go get ready for a luau party now 🤗❤️
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here’s to knowing imma spend my 30’s fixing what i messed up in my 20’s 🤗
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i was today years old when i learned this about myself 💁🏻♀️ this truly is a hellsite sometimes.
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it’s finally thursday! i’m so glad we’re almost to the end of this hell week 😂
got my bday claws ready for the weekend too. 🤘🏼🖤✨
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i submitted my “secure ur nudes” talk to Layer 8! send me good vibes please, maybe i’ll see y’all there! 😍🤗
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i was 21 and went up for my first promotion at Rackspace. peers on my panel told me i killed it - everyone voted yes. next comes silence, one day i check & find out i’ve been denied for the role. then my mgr tells me he declined FOR ME bc he thinks i need more experience first 🙃
At what age did ageism start to affect you in your career in tech?
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the literal only good thing about my day today. got the headliner replaced in the GTI & i think it looks pretty fucking slick ❤️🔥
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instead of breaking things, i decided to come out & buy some 🤗
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i’ll start with the bitter of today.
10 years ago, i woke up to the absolute worst news i’ll ever hear. the first time i felt immense loss, devastation, true heartbreak.
the grief has never faded, but neither has the love. my little brother was so funny & smart. & annoying. 😂
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i’m so angry. i hate seeing toxic people get things they absolutely don’t deserve, and seeing the actually good people fall right into it. i have entirely too much to say & not enough energy to say it.
time for another twitter break.
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mine & Bruce’s relationship summed up in just under 15 seconds 🤗
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annual reminder that you can’t choose your dad but you CAN choose your ✨𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂✨
happy father’s day!
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coding n00b & i need to write a bunch of python to monitor some logs for certain messages, then output those messages to one or more CSV files; i don’t even know where to start 🙃🐍
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ain’t no hangover like a gin hangover 🤘🏼🖤😭🤦🏻♀️
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snorkel attempt
#2
was way more successful. i had significantly less anxiety snorkeling in a deeper part than where we were yesterday. no turtles or dolphins as i hoped (i was too scared to go far enough out for the dolphins) but lots of beautiful sea life.
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never in my life did i think i’d be rocking a powershell shirt... yet here i am. and i actually like it.... 😳😜
thanks
@notasockpuppet1
for getting me this &
@powers_hell
for creating 😍🤘🏼
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i lost followers from this, a lot of y’all are real butthurt 😂🤷🏻♀️
playing dick battleship in a bubble bath is pretty fun.
materials needed: bubble bath, minimum 1 boner, bathtub, water, consent
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y’all really like talking about passwd managers! i’d ask what your favorite text editor is, but Vim is superior. *drops mic* 😈🤗
have a good weekend! 🤘🏼✨
what pw manager do you use? currently, i'm on 1password w the premium plan, but i'm kinda thinking of switching to lastpass - nothing against 1pass, just wanting to try something new. opinions? anyone favor one over the other or a completely different one all together? teach me!
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with the end of an absolutely amazing weekend, i feel like it’s an appropriate time to announce that i’m super excited to be starting my new gig as an Enterprise TAM for
@redcanary
this week 🥰
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good morning & happy father’s day, y’all!
...and remember, you can’t choose your dad, but you can always choose your 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 🖤✨😇
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i’m stressed, depressed, having an existential crisis about my career.. i’m just flat out lost. 🙃
happy 2021, i’d like a nap now.
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pale as ever & im ready to go out! what’re y’all getting into?
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yo, idk who, if anyone needs to hear this, but, when someone shows you red flags on red flags on red flags, dip out. love can be addicting and toxic, just like a drug. no love is worth the mental damage of a toxic relationship. “when people show you who they are, believe them.”
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why yes, i did just unashamedly let my team know that i’m dying of lady cramps & will be in bed most of today. my boss returned a sympathetic sad face emoji & nobody made it weird.
periods suck but i’m glad i work for a company i can be honest with ☺️✨
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we havin sooo much fun at the Cybersecurity Woman of the Year gala 💖
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never again will i take water or power for granted. i just got to take my first hot shower in what feels like forever, i feel like a whole new woman 😂😭
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hey friends, i’m really sorry i suck at responding & answering my phone & showing up to stuff, i’ve been a dysfunctional level of stressed & depressed lately. thanks for being so patient with me.🥺🖤✨
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Vegas bound for
#HackerSummerCamp
- see y’all at
@BSidesLV
&
@defcon
&
@BlueTeamVillage
&
@DianaInitiative
💖 i’m the (probably one of many) awkward chick with the green hair & obnoxious tatttoos. feel free to say hi and stuff! hope everyone has a great week🤘🏼🖤
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lazy day couch snuggles with this motherfucker🖤
brucifer, the most possessive familiar that i could ask for ✨
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i’m not a model, i swear
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i decided to venture out to the pool today. PS this is a blender bottle margarita, don’t judge me.
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i have a VERY intense phobia of the ocean. but
@notasockpuppet1
said “ya gotta see this, hold my hand, lessgo” and he did have to re-talk me into it like 3 different times during the process, and i fucking snorkeled today! AND I SAW A GIANT TURTLE SWIMMING! so scary but cool.
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