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The Absurd Truth

@absurd_ditty

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TERM LIMITS for EVERY single federal job!! From trash collector to president.

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Joined April 2023
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@markjeffrey
Mark Jeffrey
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So they've created a border and designated certain individuals as 'illegal' within that border. Huh.
@anthonycabassa
Anthony
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Minneapolis, MN📍: Local protestors have created an autonomous zone, no local or federal law enforcement are allowed inside, with makeshift bonfires lit up across the zone.
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@DschlopesIsBack
Gain of Fauci
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Or show them this from Biden.
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@DschlopesIsBack
Gain of Fauci
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Anytime you hear them claim that “nobody ever said the vaccines prevent transmission” show them this post literally from Pfizer.
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@absurd_ditty
The Absurd Truth
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As a chiefs fan, I really hope the bills hire Matt Nagy for anything .
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The Absurd Truth
6 days
It takes a special kind of stupid CEO like @evanspiegel to have a product that a billion people use but can't make it profitable.
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The Absurd Truth
9 days
Did Courtland Sutton quit or get fired before the bills game?
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The Absurd Truth
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Didn’t realize how trash the broncos defense is. Bills making it look easy if they stop shooting themselves in the foot.
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The Absurd Truth
15 days
100% if it’s reversed on the bills jags game the bills are getting the PI call at the end of the game
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The Absurd Truth
15 days
Trying to stop Josh Allen on a tush push by tackling him at his shoulders is peak stupidity. Dive at his fucking knees, jags.
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The Absurd Truth
17 days
You knew if it came down to Ole Miss defense winning the game it wasn’t going to happen. They legit suck.
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The Absurd Truth
18 days
Trying figure how Ole Miss made it to the semi final with how shitty their defense tacklesđŸ€”
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The Absurd Truth
19 days
KU basketball refs just handing them the game and its not even questionable
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The Absurd Truth
19 days
TCU basketball you need to know that you not only are playing against the basketball team in lawerence but also the refs
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The Absurd Truth
22 days
Travis Kelce: Great career, horrible season to end on. How tf do you go from the Super Bowl to winning 6 games the following year??
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The Absurd Truth
22 days
Calling it now but this platform may not exist to check the prediction. When the Kansas City Chiefs move to Kansas and from their current home, they will not see a Super Bowl for 40+ years as Lamar Hunt places a curse on his children and grandchildren.
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@absurd_ditty
The Absurd Truth
24 days
Officiating crew on the Ole Miss/Georgia game needs to be immediately fired. Ridiculous
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@Huff4Congress
Huff
29 days
I asked @Grok to rewrite the “Will Byers comes out” scene to better reflect the 1980s time period. All rights @Netflix ⁊@Stranger_Things⁩
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@absurd_ditty
The Absurd Truth
30 days
Mizzou football OC must be the dumbest motherfucker in football. Running the ball with no timeouts on their side of the field and 1 minute left. They deserved to lose that game.
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@absurd_ditty
The Absurd Truth
1 month
The people that don’t understand why the Chiefs moving from Missouri to Kansas is such a big deal don’t understand the hatred that has existed between the two states for hundreds of years.
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The Absurd Truth
1 month
Lions have to win to keep playoff hopes alive but playing worse than Vikings who are already eliminated. Maybe lions want an early vaca too?
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