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Abraham Piper
3 years
It’s a common trick in infotainment to include some small inaccuracy — just something a tiny bit…*off*. Because it gives your audience something to correct you about.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
@hclib @OED resolved, i think 😅.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
Alright, this is weird, @hclib & @OED . I'm able to access the full info for some words like "run," "dictionary," and "floccinaucinihilipilification," but not other words like "feisty" or "tintinnabulation" or about 6 more that I tested.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
Oh no! Did @hclib lose its account with @oed, like, in the last hour? I was reading up on the etymology of "feisty" (it's a fun one) and then access just stopped. Now hennepin county library isn't an option to sign in with. Hope it's a glitch. 🙏
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Abraham Piper
2 years
I hope this exodus is real. See ya there!!.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
The Internet hadn’t given me an LOL yet today, and then, with only 10 minutes left, it delivered… Whew 😅
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Abraham Piper
2 years
My daughter says, “I have something important I need to talk to you about,” and I fall for it every time. It’s Gilmore Girls updates. That’s what she needs to talk about.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
Made it to 🔥.Wild 😆.
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Neal Agarwal
2 years
The password game is out now! Good luck 👹. >
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Abraham Piper
2 years
Like, if someone thinks they’re totally depraved, the least they could do is be quiet… 🤷‍♀️.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
Come to think of it… That doctrine could actually be helpful if people self-applied it first. Because then how could you ever say anything else again?.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
People who believe in total depravity mistrust everything about humanity…except the brain they’re thinking about depravity with. 🤔.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
They should make a cleaner for that last .1% of germs.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
You’d think, after 20 years, there wouldn’t be any new old things you could share with your partner, but I just introduced molly to the song “dropkick me, jesus.” 🤷‍♀️.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
That time the 400 Bar broke my heart 😆🎶🤘
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Abraham Piper
2 years
new puzzle alert 😆.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
Anyhow, thanks for coming to my bible study. Come along for more if you feel like it. 🤓🙏.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
Fortunately, that program only saved the previous 8 searches, so I just needed to type in a few less salacious terms and I was good. 😰😅.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
That’s when I discovered, to my horror, the concept of a search history. 😳.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
This is giving me flashbacks to the time I searched “breasts” in a bible program on our family’s first computer in the 80’s. (Just reading a sentence with that word in it was mind-blowing.).
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Abraham Piper
2 years
🙏 The word of the lord. 🙏.
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Abraham Piper
2 years
✨Ryse we eerli to the vyner… there I schal yyue to thee my tetis.✨. [Rise we early to the vineyard… There I shall give you my titties.].
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