elaine
@elonaine
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Joined November 2016
why is every guy friend down to be in a romantic relationship if the chance arises like are y’all not capable of building completely platonic relationships with women what’s wrong with u.
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i saved the world with this tweet’s quotes you’re welcome everyone.
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no one’s heart is broken more than an asian man who starts raving after a breakup 😭.
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One way u can tell if someone hates themselves is if they’re dating a Vietnamese woman.
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men under 5’10 really be the sweetest and realest boys ever… little shorties are so grounded to earth🩷🤞.
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omg i just realized i can like my own tweets and no one will know. i’ll never flop ever again.
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@c0wboybeepboop what is wrong with it other than the fact that the whole california asian male population wears it.
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at gym i hope no 5’11 asian man with a middle part and nice style and dunks and a good relationship with his mom approaches me
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if a girl u knows uses twitter, she is probably jaw-droppingly gorgeous, funny, and extremely loyal! …… now if a MAN uses twitter…. Check his phone.
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it is not a flex to “steal” someone’s bf 😭 homewreckers and the involved bfs need to d*e.
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Men be saying they just met the love of their life Four times a year.
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I love a man who sit in a corner at functions on his phone using the weather app in silence.
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it’s so hard being hot and sexy and pretty and gorgeous and perfect and mature and funny and down-to-earth and natural and easygoing and kind and good-hearted in this generation 😞😩.
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When a girl comments “ok I see you” so i go see her too and watch her from her bedroom window at night.
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strawberry is easily the worst flavor. fresh or lychee or green grape is the way to go. even better just don’t get soju. a good pitcher of orion or blue moon tops all.
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men with porn addictions are gonna have a field day now that likes are private.
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Walked into Uniqlo and I’m wearing the same exact outfit as someone else I’m killing myself.
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how do u explain the urge to bite or punch (GENTLY) someone ur so infatuated with 😞😞.
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can we stop normalizing n glorifying self deprecation and depressive patterns how about we uh you know try to b a little bit more optimistic and find happiness in ourselves and be ok with being alone.
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college mfs who post pics from every single god damn party they go to are so cringe bruh.
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i’ve pulled every mf i wanted so i know for a fact i’m not ugly 😤 keeping them However , is a different story. shorty has Bipolar disorder.
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Suicide or work five days a week while being in school full time with 6 classes⁉️.
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Found myself making banana bread at 4 am. Stress indicator but at least I have some fire banana bread
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the fear of everyone leaving u once they know all of u and ur secrets.
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Went to this hair salon for the first time today. Spent 2 hours with my stylist. When she was finished she said “ALL DONE! I LOVE YOU!” My stylist rly dropped the L word on the first link she’s just like me.
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Wife delivered me flowers all the way from Hawaii this gmfu if they wanted to they would
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hide ur gfs hide ur bfs hide ur crushes i’m no longer depressed i am back in the game 😎.
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y’all be finding the new love of your life every 3 weeks i’m tired of this.
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