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In a cave 😂 with a box of scarps

"PHP Memory Management Explained Simply – A Beginner-Friendly Guide (2025 Edition)" by @abdielwilsn #DEVCommunity

Now is it below 500 lines? Definitely not. I asked co-pilot to write a really impressive Readme. But building this yesterday made me realise that people that antagonise framework users are either the biggest self loathers or they just don’t have a single clue what they are saying

So I got my first MacBook a few days ago and I’ve come to understand why uncle Eric @eric_gugua said “get the best laptop you can afford” It levels up your productivity wildly. It’s not even about the aesthetics of it

For men, I think it's best to get married and have kids at 21 or 22. It will make you responsible very fast, and when you get to your peak, the kids are already out of the house.

A 10 year old company looking for investors is like a broke 60 year old man with 4 kids looking for a 20 year old girlfriend.

guys btw what happened to devin? wasn’t it supposed to take our jobs

Have you written code on the phone before?

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This is why we need more traditional Dad ✅

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i keep track of my weight-lifting PRs in GitHub. so i have to make a PR for my PRs

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me talking to an LLM >*swipe credit card for 200$* >*turn on max reasoning mode* >write "hello" >model thinks for 30 minutes >50 h100s light up >30 gallons of water consumed in cooling >3 children in africa die of thirst >"Hey! What do you need help with?"

Just bought my first MacBook Pro 16’ 512 gb with MY OWN father’s money