Abbey Edwards
@abbeyledwards
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I fall asleep during every movie.
Indianapolis/Dallas
Joined September 2009
RT @ConanOBrien: Herman Cain says, “We need a leader, not a reader.” Is it me, or did @TheHermanCain just endorse Rick Perry?.
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The funny thing about windows is that they are both see-through AND hear-through. Plan accordingly.
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parking tickets at butler would be way more effective if they didn't get billed to my parents. .
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Will be back home again in Indiana in approximately 24 hours. Thank you Jesus.
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My favorite bulldog @ButlerBlue2 with wieners again! If you need any more weenie friends, I've got one for you, Blue! http://t.co/j2J0yFs.
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Ireland is inexplicably obsessed with hollister. I'm on the lookout for leprechauns with hco shirts and flippy floppies.
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really hoping ireland is like what they show on family guy. @SethMacFarlane the show is completely factual right? yup, i thought so.
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@KathleenBlotsky I KNOW! i always feel dumb buying spongebob mac and cheese but it really is way better.
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why is it that every time i try to go into my bathroom to take a shower, someone runs in right in front of me and takes a fucking hour?.
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i'm gonna start trapping squirrels if they don't stop teasing my dog #squirrelsareevilcreatures.
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watching miranda cosgrove sing on an ellen rerun. it's like watching a train wreck. can't look away but i want to so bad #badsongs.
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