Andrew Brennan
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London & Provincetown
Joined February 2007
There’s something kinda gloriously meta about a pop star performing a song on tour that she wrote about her miserable state of mind performing songs earlier on that very same tour
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Renaissance Tour movie is somehow even better than seeing the tour IRL like how
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Bud Light caves to a mob that was shooting at and running over its product for giving a one-minute sponsored Instagram post to a trans person.
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Introducing... Percy. We bring him home in 3 weeks!
How It Begins, by Mary Oliver A puppy is a puppy is a puppy. He’s probably in a basket with a bunch of other puppies. Then he’s a little older and he’s nothing but a bundle of longing. He doesn’t even understand it. Then someone picks him up and says, “I want this one."
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This take on the @USWNT win by @jasongay is <chef kissing fingers> <Alex Morgan drinking tea> perfect.
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The USWNT talked the talk, then walked the walk. Now they’ve won a fourth World Cup.
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
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Honoured to be asked to speak to Business Insider about the benefits and growth of rowing in the world of fitness and health. Would be great to know thoughts and hear comments. https://t.co/zv0bac9dft
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Is your teen texting about Taylor Swift’s “Delicate?” iictisat - Is it cool that I said all that iictyimh - Is it chill that you're in my head ciktid - 'Cause I know that it's delicate iiiiii - Isn’t it isn’t it isn’t it
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Thanksgiving In My Family Is Always Tense Because I Read News Outlets Owned By Liberal Billionaires And My Uncle Reads News Outlets Owned By Conservative Billionaires https://t.co/Hc168jH1uh
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