How do I get my paws on an @Xbox x? #help

Why can't someone else take out my contact and brush my teeth #SoTired #NightShiftSucksTheLifeOuttaMe

*sexy* pregnancy pictures really freak me out

Rewatching New Girl and I forgot how hilarious season 1 is #PerksOfBeingOnCall

I’m getting a lil bit too expensive for myself lately

Okay my makeup bag has been lost for a week now.. really don’t want to rebuy everything 😭 #ComeOutComeOutWhereverYouAre

Ever cry watching soldiers return home to their dogs?? Well just got one of my big brother 💗 SO happy he’s home safe 🇺🇸 ✈️

Anyone 👏🏻 But 👏🏻 The 👏🏻 Patriots

My husband texted to let me know he unloaded the dishwasher. Like, ok guy. If I texted every task I did, it’d be a novel. Settle down.

Lucas & I are surprising his sister in Wisconsin for her baby shower. Cute idea in theory right? The high will be 12 degrees.. 12 ❄️ with the low of 0 #help

USF beat Clemson 31-26 in the 2010 Meineke Car Care Bowl ,therefore it's readily apparent the Bulls are the 2018 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!! 🏆 #OviedoChampionshipMethod

If you can afford to get your nails done, you can afford to get adjusted. Don’t make up excuses- fix your priorities.

If anyone is super punny I need a wedding hashtag #WilsonWedding #WedToBeWilson 😚

Ok downloaded twitter back on my phone for several reasons.. 1. @jenegan2 & I were the only people in soho without cosmetic surgery done 2. We are really fucking fun 3. If bottles of wine at the bar are wrong, I never want to be right #goodnight 🥰🍾

It dropped below 60 degrees so Lucas turned the heat on in the house 😆😂

Is it frowned upon to send my future kids to Northern Ireland so they come back with accents?

This wedding planning thing is like recruitment on steroids #SOS

remember when snapchat showed “best friends” and we all just watched people cheat before our eyes

Very sad that a little critter stole my first pineapple offspring last night 🍍 😭

Lucas & I have ate pizza rolls every night... for four nights 🙃 #PreWeddingBod