sam
@_samrogers
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Me to nick: “yea she does microblading” Nick: “whats that like, iceskating?” DEEEAADDD
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What does it feel like to be tan? I can’t even imagine what its like even being a shade darker than paper...
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One day we’ll have a discussion about who was in charge of wardrobe at Disney Channel
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Ive never loved anything more in my life...
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Seekonk chick-fil-a slaps WAY harder than Warwick chick-fil-a in every way. I didnt even GET ONE “MY PLEASURE”?? im saltier than these french fries-_-
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Florida man claimed to be surrounded by cats and alligators before being arrested for murder
EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor
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Me when a bug buzzes by my ear
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I double checked this, and the math definitely adds up.
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