Jackie Chan
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If you see me contradicting myself, close your eyes // Being tall is my only personality trait // 24⚡
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Inshallah, may we all get to experience Ramadaan in Makkah and Madinah
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When I finally say “it is what it is” after stressing and crying about it the whole week
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Don’t forget while you’re preparing for Eid, we’re boycotting:
- Nestle
- Cadbury
- Lindt
- Nutella
- Clover
- Coca Cola and coke products
- Ferrero
- Krispy Kreme
I might have missed some, but these are the main ones.
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allahuma ini asalakul clear skin on Eid and forever after
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If another country starts Ramadan a day before us, that means their odd nights and our odd nights are on different dates. So, which are the real odd nights👀
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Why am I so nervous about nothing all the damn time😭😭 like I’ll just be watching tv and then suddenly I’m like oh shit I’m stressed about my life again
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All of you in haraam relationships advertising your valentine's, i hope y'all get married soon and live happy lives together, the halaal way <3
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We don’t talk about cake boss enough. How was I ten years old, literally on the edge of my seat because cousin Anthony almost dropped the cake, Buddy was struggling to meet the deadlines on that oversized rice crispy and on the other side his sisters were having a whole argument.
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Is everyone on twitter either in matric or you're now a qualified doctor? There's no in between, it seems.
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@HazardPxcked
Ok cool. Killing 30k plus human beings is so cringe right? Glad you’re so cool. Keep it up.
May Allah guide you out of your ignorance. Ameen.
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I’m not even joking, I need to start driving😭😭😭 the pressure is getting worser
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Imma wake up early and study in the morning.
Me in the morning :
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I believe women should not work. We should wake up, have cute avo toast and muesli breakfasts, go for hot girl walks and Pilates, have iced coffee, shopping trips with the girls, cook pretty Pinterest recipes, and plan dinner parties.
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New 🚩 unlocked: if he drops your hand and ignores you while entertaining his friends.
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How am I seeing so many engagement/nikkah announcements? Are we not all single and depresso on this app???
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If you’re 5’7+ and you have height requirements for a guy, no one should get offended.
Only get offended about the mini town toys that are asking for 6ft gents.
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hey sorry to interrupt your scrolling but are you okay? be honest...
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Crazy how I become a football fan every four years just for the World Cup
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When you’re hiding from the visitors and your mother calls you to come greet
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Me sitting on my bed for an hour after I’ve showered.
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It’s world mental health day. Tell your friends you love them🤍 you never know which one needs it today.
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I'm convinced every Indian person knows an uncle called "babu"
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Also please remember to make dua for the Uyghur muslims, for Congo, for Myanmar and Sudan. And for any other people who are opressed. May Allah guide the nonbelievers and may He grant ease to the suffering of the opressed. May He forgive us all. Ameen. 🤲🤍
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The live action Rapunzel should 10000% be a desi girl because who can understand the pain of not being allowed to go out more than us?
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Never. I'm Muslim.
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Matrics stressing for LO just know that in 2017 they asked what would you do if a car was coming towards you. Screaming was marked wrong. The right answer was to jump on the car😭😭
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Permission to use this when my parents compare me to my doctor cousins?
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We need to have a zoom call as a country. Some of you did not understand the assignment. 😐
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The masculine urge to just sit at the table and watch everyone else clean up after dinner
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To us who remember pavilions sky painted ceilings and gateway's fantasy forest 🥂
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Hope this child becomes a pro-Palestinian activist
Congratulations Gal Gadot on the birth of your daughter Ori 💕💕💕
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Allahumma inni asalukal TALL, righteous, on deen, emotionally intelligent man.
Ameen thumma ameen🤲🤍
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But why does dischem feel so chilled and clicks feel like they carry the same vibes as the staff at Zara.
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Just in case anyone forgot
-muslims are still in Chinese concentration camps
-palestine isn't free
-yemen needs aid
-black lives still matter
There's so many more injustices. Tl beef is nothing compared to these
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Brown boys get rejected by one girl then start tweeting nonstop about "brown girls"
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@Mokaka009
Yes and I forgot to mention to boycott Oreo’s as well, they’re from the same company
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Second born children are the elite ones. I said what I said.
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My heart wants me to relocate to an Islamic country. That’s my dua. To spend the rest of my life constantly being reminded of Allah and being surrounded by Islamic influence.
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We can argue about who's the best spiderman for days, but one thing we can all agree on (hopefully) is that no one has what they had
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This is what South Africa’s protests should look like, in the millions
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Instagram shadow banning regular accounts is just unnecessary. I am a nobody and I have 4 views on my stories? 4?? Are they that scared of the truth?
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My mum always told me, if you pass away at a club or at a concert, imagine that being your last moment. And as a Muslim that stuck with me. You think you're having fun, until you aren't anymore.
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Waiting the whole day at home affairs and then at 4pm they are offline
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Another year of the girls trip not leaving the group chat
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Since you lot are here please donate
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Its crazy how my priorities changed from being career oriented and driven to just wanting to retire at 23 and live a rich and carefree life eating croisants in the amalfi coast
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Ok stop tweeting about Zayn and Gigi's baby. He didn't choose you. It's not yours. Move on. Heal.
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In South Africa, currently it's called Men
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Why are people suddenly calling a bachelors pass a bachelors degree?
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For science! What's the ideal age gap in a relationship?
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Anyone else feel helpless😔 I'm not even in kzn but I'm scared for my family and friends ☹️
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Lmao Muslim men talk about 4 wives like they can actually get 4 😭 you can't even get one bro, you're still single 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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y'all out here falling in love and getting married? im just trying ro figure out how to tie my laces without making two bunny ears 😭
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Wallah guys, make shukr for the life you live and the things you have. There's so many kiddos living in situations that most of us can't even imagine 😔 May Allah grant them ease in their lives❤️
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Efts are the scariest things ever. Imagine you get someones account number wrong💀
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RT for awareness. Very nicely explained the implications of all this looting and striking
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