Tell a friend about a vacant job position in your work place. Your position won't be lost or your salary decreased.

I want a girl who is genuine but also a degenerate. Like when necessary, she will speak with heartfelt sincerity: but the rest of the time she is a funny, vulgar, sarcastic asshole.

Tomorrow we try again. And if it doesn't work out, we will be kind to ourselves until we get it right.

End of an empire

🚨 BREAKING: Zlatan Ibrahimović has now decided to retire from professional football with immediate effect. Incredible player, incredible icon. 🦁👋🏻

HAVERTZ GONNEEEEEEEE

Mtukufu Lies trapped Butita and Njugush with a front row seat, to prove to all content creators that they deserve to be taxed. We will be there no matter what.

Don't play hard to get with me, mama raised a quitter.

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In the spirit of the Madaraka day, let me award my most loyal Retweeters. You are my heros. Reply to this post with #IpoSiku Each 10th subsequent correct reply will get 100/- (15 winners) good luck🥂

Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?

When you find out you are the fourth official in a final involving Mourinho.

Andrey Santos scored twice for Brazil tonight as they reached the #U20WC quarter-finals! 💫 He skippered his nation and was also given Player of the Match! 🏆

Imma just become a Newcastle fan now

Boehly aced it with this one. Andrey Santos is the next big thing. You just wonder if he is a midfielder or a striker. He scores in the big stages for fun.

Airport have seen more genuine kisses than weddings. Hospital walls have heard more real prayers than church walls I have seen more caring souls covered in tattoos and still worse souls covered in rosaries. Beggars beg in bars and not in church gates...

Dear June, please be gentle to everyone's mental health.

What comes to mind when you see this?

If a friend teaches you how to fish, learn not to fish in his pond.

Today it will be intense and messy.

Dear June, please be gentle to everyone's mental health.