wanjiku🤍
@_inmylmnt
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Joined January 2024
People be like “I can’t forgive myself for the mistake I made” Not me. I forgive myself and buy myself a little sweet treat because I’m just a baby.
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From the civilization that gave you math and geometry you thought they’d build anything less than spectacular?
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If a level is too hard and it looks like you’re about to quit, the game “incentivizes” you to play one more round and that round is usually easier to finish.
I have a conspiracy theory about Candy Crush.
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everything we say at funerals should be said at birthday parties instead. we leave so much love unspoken
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i think it’s so corny of uni students to make freshers feel bad for being excited abt resuming university
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Her mum being a baddie makes all the sense in the world
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I'm still anti-gvmt af but here's an unpopular take. Y'all litter purposely all over CBD then come on social media to say how CBD is turning into a big dumpsite.
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Math teacher talking some bullshit aboyt “Iko wapi homework?” Like bro… my home DOESN’T work
Back then ulikua unaenda shule after your parents almost killed each other last night na hata huwezi ambia mtu
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If you reposted, shared, said a prayer for me, thank you. We're at kshs. 4,597.98. 🙏🏽God bless
HELP ME STAY IN SCHOOL 🎒📚 Dear KOX, I’m humbly pleading for your support .I have a fee balance of Ksh 36,000 at Mount Kenya University, and it must be cleared by tomorrow. I’m at a standstill. 😔 Any contribution, share, or prayer will mean the world to me. Kindly repost
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Someone please tell that man to pay the lecturers.
@WilliamsRuto Pay the lecturers please!
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Ouuu I’ve been waiting for this Are you today’s date? Cos you’re a 10/10😝
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When you're on your way back home and you see buildings in your neighborhood with no electricity
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