Colin Asiimwe
@Spartakussug
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Change the world. Break it if you must. Strategy. Brands. Masculinity
Uganda
Joined September 2009
This is serious.
UPDATE: An Ethiopian national, Tigist Ayalew, has been charged and remanded by the Buganda Road Chief Magistrate’s Court for allegedly engaging in private business without a valid work permit between 2021 and May 2025. She has been acting as the director of Ephrata Investments
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The Uganda Corporate Crisis Playbook:. 1. Asses the damage. 2. Engage your regulator. 3. Regurgitating the protocols only angers people. 4. Put a human face on the crisis. Faceless corporations never win. 5. Do not engage in side shows. 6. Come back to show results.
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Apart from the Vatican I want some one to tell me where else our speaker has travelled to in the last 3 years.
UPDATE: Speaker of Parliament @AnitahAmong has this morning met with His Holiness Pope Leo XIV in Vatican City, Rome. The meeting followed a Mass celebrated by the Holy Father, during which prayers were offered for peace, unity, and love among nations. #NBSUpdates
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No one in senior leadership over there to say hey “This ship is going to blow!”. This the worst handling of customer feedback this year. And I’m saying that politely. It’s a total c*ck up.
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Half of those are Nigerians and foreigners marrying desperate hapless damsels so they can buy land in Uganda. 🤣.
No one online wants to get married yet this is the queue at the Registrar of Marriages. FYI I’m here as a witness, allegedly.
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Your wife isn’t mean to be like a Swiss knife!’. You know you married for nyash and skin colour but you are also here asking for a counselor, a life partner, a confidante, a friend, a builder. My friend are you mad?!!😡 . Tune in tonight.
Mbu you won’t be free at 10PM today? . For the 2nd episode of #NTVMen tonight era me as me, I can’t wait for @theonlyjaluo to premier tonight 👏👏👏. @Spartakussug @PeterIgaga STEADY STEADY?
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Uganda 🇺🇬 can try you. You are looking to hire a Brand and Comms manager. Meanwhile Spire akulina ku exhibition akuba everyday. Brand ekaaye.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣. We definitely NGMI.
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The idea that generationally wealthy men want to be with scammer and 💊 dealer leftovers is wild. Also, the mindsets that attract these two types of men is different and most people aren’t able to embody both of them.
Woman teaches other women to use the scammer and dealer, but marry the nerd after you take the scammer's money 😳
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It was his relatives, coming to his barbecues, eating his food and making fun of him that were 🥜 💦 ing raw. It’s crazy the level how mad some of these people be moving.
Look at this nigga man. Decked out in kente cloth with Keisha. This joint had 3 kids on him and NONE of the kids are his. Imagine that. You on your Pro-Black, back to Africa shit, and your ugly joint fucking other niggas raw. Letting them nut in her. Fuck Dr. Umar nigga.
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People saying AI is going to take jobs in marketing are the same ones who can’t write a 50 word paragraph. Jobs are going to be fine.
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Need to start watching Morgan Freeman filmography in prep for the inevitable.
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The maverick trial run is more epic than the final flight plan with the daggers.
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Best villain defeated by a simple “Skadoosh”?!.
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Do it. Experience it. Then come back and let’s make empiiha.
Moving into another country is way up on my bucket list >.
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Maybe it’s time for a peace and reconciliation committee?.
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