Chills

if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person

This is why baseball sucks so much. Kids would rather watch other people playing video games on twitch. Manfred and co were spineless when their world series champion cheated their asses off but this guy gets 8 games and didn’t even get to actually hit a batter.

BASEBALL IS BACK THIS WEEK

Treat yourself like I-75 and never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else

Baseball isn’t back until the sound of an excited Chip Caray causes me to run back to the TV from the kitchen, bumping my elbow on the doorframe in my hurried stupor, and cursing his name upon realizing the other team easily made the catch while rubbing my bruised elbow.

If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too.

It gets easier, but it never gets easy.

Sources: the Atlanta Braves notified their full-time and part-time employees yesterday that they would be paid through May 31. They are the first known MLB club to give their employees assurances beyond the end of April or beginning of May.

Just woke up to this in my backyard, I DON’T HAVE A COW

Boi send me my damn check

When @TheTimMcGraw sang, “I ain’t seen the Braves play a game all year” I felt that in my soul. Miss you @Braves ❤️

Baseball.... I miss you 😔

Millennials are not partying. We and our anxiety issues are holed up working from home, watching Hulu, and yelling at our parents not to go outside. It's Gen Z you want

Probably putting this on my resume @MarenMorris

I’m Native American. It’s not an issue. Trying to diminish the cultural popularity and relevance is the issue. Let’s appreciate the culture instead of removing significant traces left of Native Americans and protecting the feelings of the sensitive.

2 weeks at number 1. If I can be honest, I really thought the only way this could ever happen is if I was the feature artist on a guy’s song. Sitting here seeing my name at the top of a chart at all is rare, but to break this 8 year streak just feels so unbelievable. Thank you.😭