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@_geeshaw
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2 years
Man at the post office said "how's it going" n I replied "yeah good you" and he went "no I mean how you sending the parcel". wont be leaving my house for a while
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@_geeshaw
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Us lot that don’t smoke but still freeze to death with our friends in the smoking area on a night out don’t get enough credit
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
it’s a red flag when people lie about small pointless things 🚩🚩🚩
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@_geeshaw
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2 years
One thing about me is I will always say yes to going out for food. breakfast lunch or dinner, however many times a week, the answer is yes
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
Imagine looking back at your first summer of freedom after a pandemic thinking about how you didn't do anything because you were saving money, fuck THAT
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
Just wanna be getting drunk at a Christmas market with a 10/10
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@_geeshaw
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Vigorously
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Married men rizz? Let's go💀
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@_geeshaw
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“If she was so suicidal she wouldn’t be here today.” Implying that your suicidal thoughts can only be taken seriously if you’ve succeeded/attempted it, is a DANGEROUS, harmful mindset to have 🥴
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@_geeshaw
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this isn’t better
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Because id end up in a gc or aired👍🏻
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@_geeshaw
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My dads going back to work years after losing his arm, he was asked if there’s anything he can’t do that he could before and he replied ‘clap’ 😭
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@_geeshaw
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1 year
Bit of blue sky and life is worth living again
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@_geeshaw
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There’s so many feelings i can’t wait to feel again, train journeys to a rave when everyone’s gassed, the excitement of waking up to go to the airport before a holiday, day drinking in a pub garden surrounded by your mates 😭
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
What in the George at Asda is this
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dear boys, DRESS LIKE THIS http://t.co/HwiaTOR66D
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@_geeshaw
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4 months
christmas lbd🎄🖤
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@_geeshaw
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🫱🏼‍🫲🏽
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@botticellibimbo
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everyone talks about sundress season but it’s now the far superior mini skirt and knee high boot season
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@_geeshaw
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2 years
It's mad how everything does actually happen for a reason even if the reason isn't clear at first
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@_geeshaw
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6 years
I’m sorry but if ur friend needs u, u are there for them, don’t matter if you’ve argued recently or if u haven’t spoken in a while...that’s what friendship is
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@_geeshaw
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2 years
@DanielSBunce Why do people say this to most basic things 😂
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@_geeshaw
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2 years
I have one chilled night in and suddenly think I have a degree in maturity
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@_geeshaw
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6 months
@dell_amber No grace or decorum
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@_geeshaw
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8 years
standard girl behaviour
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@_geeshaw
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1 year
Meanwhile I ordered this bag and they sent me Hannah Montana’s jeans
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@Calliedoylex
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1 year
Literal just received an order from @OfficialPLT and someone’s car key is actually in the pocket 🤣. 1. Someone’s clearly had this on? And 2. They haven’t even opened the return to check for anything, jacket could’ve been damaged or anything 🤮🤮
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
How can i air you 5+ times and you still message me, where is your shame
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
actually annoying seeing short girls with tall boys, can u settle for a 5”8 guy please n leave the tall ones for us who need it 😤
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
Things are just better when they’re your boyfriends. His drink? Tastes better. His clothes? Comfier. His side of the bed? Cosier.
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@_geeshaw
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6 years
when ur mum finally allows you to eat the food that’s been off limits for Christmas
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@_geeshaw
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7 months
I’ve had isis live leaks on my timeline before and this is still somehow the worst video I’ve seen on this app
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It’s Friday. Let’s celebrate a great week with some Paul, Harrison and Travis
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
Talk to the women in your life and you will believe that 97% statistic.
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
you know what, bullying can be justified
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
Mad how every single one of my friends is a complete crackhead that lacks the ability to turn down a motive
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
@JackGreatwood Surely you can report this to the police and have the IP address traced?? Awful hope she's ok! Xx
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@_geeshaw
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1 year
Men love to ‘happy birthday’ their way back into your life
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@_geeshaw
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7 years
Being with someone you're able to rip into and non stop laugh with, but also love and be cute/cringe with - is a feeling I can't describe ❣️
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
at the age of 5 I was aware sitting in the road would probably get me run over
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@_geeshaw
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2 years
@joncrag91 Really do hope my misunderstanding at the post office hasn't raised your blood pressure too much
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
My flat mates: why don’t you ever cook? Also my flat mates:
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
I don’t give myself enough credit for how I’ve pulled myself through this year despite it being the hardest, darkest year - that a few weeks ago i did not see myself getting through. onwards n upwards ✌🏼
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
Haven't seen a single '2021 will be my year' tweet, we've given up haven't we
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
Recently developed the “it is what it is” mindset and life is 10 x better this way
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
just wanna be living in bikinis somewhere hot with a cocktail in hand
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@_geeshaw
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7 years
Spread the word 🎃 x
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
for the last time, the pressure on saving at a young age is huge. I'm saying have fun after a tough year full of restrictions and don't feel guilty for it. if this doesn't apply to you just scroll past hahaha
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@_geeshaw
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2 years
she is the definition of delusional
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@_geeshaw
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6 years
LADS LIKE THIS CANNOT BE REAAAAL
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@_geeshaw
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7 years
does every girl have that one girl that they just despise, even seeing a picture of them makes u wanna punch them in the head ??? Just me ??
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
Need my jaw, lips, nose and cheeks done then I might be happy with myself (probably not)
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
Gonna ask him all about that fanny boot
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@willruggles_ Stories.. videos… I’m unfortunately a victim
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
Going Tesco is the biggest motive of the week right now
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
Look at your bulge, do you deserve to be wearing those grey tracksuit bottoms?
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Look at your bum, do you deserve to be wearing those juicy joggers?
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5 years
did she just wipe her tears with a fucking hamster
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5 years
“Let’s see if she’s all talk” Tom really thought he was entitled to have sex with Maura based on the fact she’s a woman who is open about the fact she likes sex ??? The entitlement jumped out 🥴 #Loveisland
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3 years
how people can do you sooo dirty then act innocent is baffling
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
On the 11th April if i don’t get a millies cookie for my birthday which is the 11th April I’m going to be really sad on the 11th April
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
Graduated 2 weeks ago and have been offered my first job in a law firm today 😭👩🏼‍🎓🤍
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@_geeshaw
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8 years
Is there anything better than seeing an ugly picture of someone you hate hahaha
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@_geeshaw
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6 years
Thinking back to how I’ve allowed people to treat me in the past makes me sooo angry 👋🏼 good fucking riddance
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
smh we don’t get enough appreciation
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People who don’t smoke but still come with u to the smoking area on nights out r so nice
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
Being told you look happier is the best compliment idc what anyone says
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
well this didn’t age well
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8 years
NOT TODAY DOUGLAS
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
21st June should be a national holiday after this
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4 years
It’s mad that all of this is happening in our lifetime. This is gonna be a 10 mark question on a history paper in years to come
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4 years
Can’t believe Rebellious Fashion has just asked me to be a promoter and work with them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
As soon as this is over I’m getting my lashes, lips, nails and brows done, can’t cope
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@_geeshaw
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2 years
Still in the DM's though aren't you Tom
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
rest in peace happy boy, going to miss being greeted at the door by you and your bunny after 11 years :( 💜
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4 years
nobody: 50 year olds on the south woodham page: I think ALL lives matter
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
Should I go for it 🙈xxxxx
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@_geeshaw
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7 years
Get rid of anyone that adds nothing or negativity to your life
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8 years
NOT TODAY DOUGLAS
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@_geeshaw
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6 years
Makes me feel sick that someone got in my dads face calling him a war mongerer and telling him he’s what’s wrong with the world, whilst he was out in his uniform selling poppies this morning 😠
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
sun dress season 🌞
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@_geeshaw
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7 years
Dad appreciation tweet 😁 couldn’t be prouder ❤️
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@_geeshaw
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7 years
Sooo frustrating trying to explain why you're upset to someone who doesn't want to accept blame
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
why do boys think it’s a compliment to tell you you look better without makeup? Like ok great thanks but I’ve just spent an hour to look like this
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
I’ve noticed most of your tweets are very negative and judgmental Harriet. Is everything ok at home? I suggest if you stop caring so much about other people you may find something to be positive about in your own life. Just an idea ! X
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6 years
Grandparents are so precious 😢❤️
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@_geeshaw
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2 years
An older lady just tapped me on the shoulder at Liverpool Street and told me she sees me every day and I always look lovely 😭😭😭 who's Nan has made me cry today
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4 years
There should be a clothes equivalent of a meal deal where you can buy a top, bottoms and shoes for a discounted price. I’m calling this.
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@_geeshaw
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8 years
At the age of 16 you're expected to have your whole life planned out - yet you still have to ask for permission to go to the fucking toilet
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@_geeshaw
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8 years
As soon as you bring someone's appearance into an argument, you've lost it
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
mums texts vs dads texts
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@_geeshaw
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7 years
Ok I'm ready for cosy nights, christmas films and fluffy pjs now 🎄☕️❄️
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
Have we fucking learnt nothing
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
In October I was in the darkest place, 4 months on and I’ve achieved good marks in my first semester, started working with brands I love and have been offered experience working for the CPS. Proud of myself and what I’ve achieved already 🥳👩🏼‍🎓
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@_geeshaw
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6 years
too many people are scared to talk about their mental health out of fear people will think they’re “attention seeking” or “being dramatic” and THAT is fucking sad, comfort people and check up on your friends. it’s so important.
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@_geeshaw
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7 years
Nah not really Aaron
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
The same man that decided on this outfit is making decisions for our country 😔
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
Aitch is a prime example of this
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
idc how many times it’s been said, being a tall girl with a small waist is pure stress when it comes to clothes
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@_geeshaw
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3 years
spent too much time and energy being good to people that didn't deserve or appreciate it
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@_geeshaw
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GCSE me = winging my exams and still doing well A Level me = spending 8+ hours a day revising and still knowing fuck all
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
It’s actually Christmas Eves Eve eve jingle ur fucking bells
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6 years
my exams have finished and i still feel guilty for not revising
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
I’m so overly apologetic 😭 you could run me over and i’d apologise for being in the way of the car
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@_geeshaw
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5 years
honestly don’t understand people who automatically have a problem with their exes new girlfriend/boyfriend or with their girlfriend/boyfriend’s ex???the past is the past for a reason ??
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@_geeshaw
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4 years
with Caitlyn Jenner being in the im a celeb jungle, let’s be reminded that gender dysphoria is REAL, it’s not cool to purposely misgender people and it’s got NOTHING to do with you what people do with their genitals
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