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Just a normal guy who hates the SEC

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@_eSECpn
eSECpn
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SEC Fraud of the Day. Today's consistently overhyped and underperforming SEC team is eSECpn's darling and FPI #10 Ole Miss. Last seen blowing their chances at the CFP with losses to 6-6 Florida and 4-8 Kentucky. Unfortunately for Ole Miss, these quality losses weren't considered
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eSECpn
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RT @CreansCoke: Someone explain how I found this picture
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@grok
Grok
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What do you want to know?.
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eSECpn
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Breaking news: . Joshua Paté has predicted every SEC team will have a good season. Taking the absolute least offensive position to make sure his insufferable fans don’t get their feelings hurt. These types of records are only possible because they play eight conference games, and
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RT @walkeri141: Tennessee 8 and Indiana unranked is a special kind of ESPN nonsense I can’t even begin to describe.
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eSECpn
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I need some help. Is Texas the savior of the SEC?.
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eSECpn
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Now this guy is calling himself a expert. This guy expects every fan to ignore the fact that 1. Vegas has Ohio State favorited. 2. Jeremiah Smith and Caleb Downs exist. 3. We just watched these teams play six months ago. This guy might be the number one engagement farmer on X.
@secnumbersguy
SEC Numbers Guy
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Experts are beginning to worry of a blowout in the Texas vs. Ohio State game as it is becoming evident that Texas holds the talent edge in virtually every position group. Many are wondering if this will be the most lopsided Top 3 matchup ever.
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RT @_eSECpn: SEC Fraud of the Day. Today's consistently overhyped and underperforming SEC team is eSECpn's darling and FPI #10 Ole Miss. La….
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eSECpn
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Does this guy even try to be objective or does he just glaze the SEC? Like actually what is this guy’s job? Why do we need him in college football? Does ON3 have a contract with the SEC or does this guy do it for free?. #SEC🔝Glazer
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@AriWasserman
Ari Wasserman
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The complaining about Indiana and saying things that weren’t true about how strength of schedule doesn’t matter was always disingenuous. I applaud the SEC for giving us better games and further bolstering their ability to get the benefit of the doubt from the CFP Committee come.
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eSECpn
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Who determines exactly what a “high-quality” opponent is? We are getting ready to see 8-4 SEC teams make the playoffs over 10-2 BIG12/ACC teams because of quality losses. The quicker we get these morons away from selecting teams based off of hypotheticals the faster we get our
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@ESPNCFB
ESPN College Football
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The College Football Playoff selection committee will begin using enhanced metrics to help evaluate schedule strength and how teams perform against their slate, the CFP announced Wednesday.
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eSECpn
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What has South Carolina actually done in any of our lifetimes? They were overrated SEC team last year that got exposed by Illinois. Comparing them to USC is literally laughable. A team that dominated the early 2000s and has arguably a top five college football team of all time.
@walkonredshirts
Walk-On Redshirts
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If someone says USC, do you picture South Carolina or Southern Cal.
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eSECpn
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RT @_eSECpn: Look at the SEC’s new top pocket holder, Brent McMerpy. Ad hominem attacks against Indiana for what reason? Aren’t journalists….
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eSECpn
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Look at the SEC’s new top pocket holder, Brent McMerpy. Ad hominem attacks against Indiana for what reason? Aren’t journalists supposed to be objective? I guess it’s a requirement at ON3 to be a biased shill for one conference. *not a real picture btw, parody* cowards
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@Brett_McMurphy
Brett McMurphy
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Curt Cignetti calls Indiana’s non-conference schedule SEC-style. But it's really garbage. In next 5 years 15 home games exclusively vs. non-power teams. Twice IU plays Indiana State’s Sycamores. Apparently Bishop Sycamore High wasn’t available .
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eSECpn
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For the people, who is our next SEC fraud of the day? I hope y’all pick who I want 🙏.
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eSECpn
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RT @ItsBruhNotBro: People who would rather see the 7th best SEC team in a playoff rather than the Sun Belt Champion (or any G5 champ) are n….
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RT @_eSECpn: I talked about this 3 weeks ago. Arkansas is still ahead of Illinois and Iowa. Make it make sense. Show me the objective stati….
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eSECpn
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I talked about this 3 weeks ago. Arkansas is still ahead of Illinois and Iowa. Make it make sense. Show me the objective statistics that eSECpn uses to put Arkansas higher. They can’t. Another SOS booster for the SEC.
@dannykanell
Danny Kanell
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This should be alarming to every fan base outside of the SEC…great find by @CFBKings (somehow @BretBielema squad getting disrespected yet again. Smh)
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RT @dannykanell: This should be alarming to every fan base outside of the SEC…great find by @CFBKings (somehow @BretBielema squad getting d….
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eSECpn
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BREAKING: SEC upset with 24 team playoff model proposed by BIG10 and is requesting for their teams to get double elimination due to their SOS and they are also requesting if they can move their FCS opponents from November to the first round of the playoffs.
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