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Dylan

@_dy23n

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Dylan
9 years
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2 years
‘It’s done, it’s fucking done’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dylan
6 years
Fries ma nut aw these cunts posting hings about mental health awareness but if someone needed to talk to them they’d be the last cunts wanting to listen, gee it a by man 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Dylan
7 months
Just got sent this on WhatsApp, it’s a submarine yees are needing troops
@NetworkRailSCOT
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7 months
This is Bowling, between Dalmuir and Helensburgh/Balloch where we took the proactive decision to close the line, given the extreme rainfall we’re seeing in this area today. @ScotRail @CalSleeper @GBRailfreight
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Dylan
6 years
Wits big red n hard tae eat? A piece n fire engine
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Dylan
6 years
How fuckin funny is it when birds split up fae their bfs and just go on mad benders 😭👏🏽
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Dylan
5 months
Everybody in Rome is rude as fuck 😡😡
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Dylan
9 years
😭😭😭😭 http://t.co/bvmwrk1GIl
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9 years
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Dylan
9 years
Cause that's a hoose phone http://t.co/xjHIm77kZx
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9 years
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Dylan
3 years
Shout out to Asda clydebank security guard who just went out and put his jacket over the dog that some arsehole has tied up outside while they do their shopping. Poor dogs shaking and freezing!
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Dylan
6 years
A thought the big man was finger blastin her cunt in there
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Dylan
6 years
Burds life’s that revolve around footballers man 😭😭😭 take a day aff
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Dylan
6 years
Canny buy memories wae ur pals so why the fuck would u wanty stay in and save up
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Dylan
6 years
High vis n steeleys up the toon from now on
workie gear is soooo attractive and ur lying if u say otherwise
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6 years
N then she’ll see
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6 years
No being dramatic or entn but people who don’t understand sarcasm should fuckin die
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Dylan
6 years
Really disappointed that av drove past several wains and not one has skudded ma car wae a snowball, times have changed
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Dylan
6 years
Tell myself every night am having an early one n every night a canny put ma fuckin phone down
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Dylan
9 years
Anyone who leaves a holiday with your pals early for anything less than severe circumstances back home is infact an absolute bellend
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Dylan
9 years
Only results half a glasgows worried about is the ones fae the clinic
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Dylan
9 years
When the teacher says pick a partner n ye look at yer pal like http://t.co/AZev71gtIg
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Dylan
9 years
Borin people delete comments 😓 http://t.co/aMvJt0wyzF
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Dylan
6 years
20, financially unstable, spunk ma full wage the same weekend a get it every month n am incapable of ‘a few drinks’, that’s what 😎
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Dylan
9 years
Cunts that delete their texts are abt as trust worthy as a guy in a wheel chair wae dirty shoes
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Dylan
6 years
Talk dirty to me x
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Dylan
9 years
A girl with no self respect is definitely no attractive 😂
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Dylan
4 years
Little self promo, any RTs appreciated. I always had the ambition of starting something on my own and during lockdown I finally bit the bullet and done it! My own clothing brand DE7AIL (DE7AILclothing) on insta. Lots of new stock coming soon, your rt could be my next sale ❤️
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Dylan
9 years
And after all, you're my http://t.co/gF9C1t0V7K
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Dylan
10 years
I must be missing somethin, where's the thrill in taking pills, no knowin what day it is and yer jaw swingin? Some people will never learn
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Dylan
6 years
Kendall’s no made for they night time cameras eh
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Dylan
6 years
When you’ve said aw week your aff it and it gets to friday and someone says “pub?”
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Dylan
6 years
Cunts that smell on a night out boil ma blood, wits so hard abt a wee scoosh a BO basher and some aftershave/perfume 😫
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Dylan
6 years
That’s a can
@JadeDuddy21
𝓙𝓪𝓭𝓮
6 years
Just discovered Tesco sell tins of pre made porn star martini, my life is complete 🍸
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Dylan
10 years
You said it 💞 http://t.co/CisNo54V2j
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Dylan
6 years
Just seen a picture that said “do you think sand is called sand because it’s between the sea and land” and a canny stop thinking about it 😰😭
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Dylan
10 years
When one of yer pals uploads a picture saying trust nobody http://t.co/i33wwUYTKd
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Dylan
10 years
See when your pals advise you against something, listen to them 😘
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Dylan
6 years
Why does everyone have this look back at 2017 on Snapchat and a don’t 😠😠😠
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Dylan
9 years
Aww Ma pals are smart as fuck n goin places then there's me ready to start asking if KFC dae apprenticeships
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Dylan
6 years
Don’t know why anycunt would wanty be vegan, rough on a Sunday chokin tae dog right inty a bowl a lettuce man cye
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Dylan
9 years
Can't wait to try these later 😝👍🏼 @VidarNutrition @GazGShore http://t.co/mu90LvHhaj
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9 years
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Dylan
5 months
best in the land 💚 @ARWCSC
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Dylan
6 years
People who don’t have a Christmas dinner on Christmas Day are fuckin oddballs
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Dylan
6 years
😫❤️ new bby xx
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Dylan
9 years
😅😅😅👍 http://t.co/fvGkYKC6Xt
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Dylan
6 years
@ChelsealeighBx I have lost family to suicide, this tweet was meant purely for people who claim to want to help and support people but if it actually came to it they would run a mile. I wish I could help everyone too.
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Dylan
2 years
@CFC_Joe1 @thecasualultra Calm doon Danny dyer
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Dylan
10 years
Huge congratulations to one of my best friends Kyle!!! http://t.co/6tks5CzZm4
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Dylan
6 years
Still got eyebrows lit seatbelts but
@williamsmakeupp
William Stark
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Lashes make such a difference!
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Dylan
6 years
Here’s 2 pictures of my puppy to cheer you all up this fine Sunday x
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6 years
Stop the world a want aff
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Dylan
10 years
Fabregas could find Madeline McCann with a pass
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Dylan
10 years
FairPlay to burds that accept having wee tits n don't gee a fuck
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Dylan
5 months
@Paulalk11 Probably a scheduled post to interact with a difference audience on their socials, 3am here is lunchtime in Japan
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Dylan
10 years
Me tomorrow telling teachers i 'forgot' about the homework they gave me
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Dylan
6 years
That’s no an unpopular opinion, that’s a rule
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Dylan
9 years
Might go back to the old me :-#(yn) #riddy http://t.co/hvFCQ9F3Dy
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Dylan
10 years
Hahahaha!! Mowgli is that you? http://t.co/vHzmeujDEW
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Dylan
6 years
Left ma group chat yesterday n naecunts even added me back 😂😂class pals av got btw
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Dylan
9 years
MALIA TOMORROW 😄😊🎉👀🎈🔞👸🏼😅💥✨💫😼👬💪🏽🏃🏽🎵✈️🎶🚬🌞🌙👅💅🏼😜😎😈
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6 years
Choking to delete social media and go aff the radar for 6 month but a gen up widny survive 😫
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6 years
Always the same burds u hear about floating abt booths at the weekend 😩😭😂
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6 years
Hahaha love it man
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Dylan
9 years
😳😖😓😴 fkd it http://t.co/HaPXGfm8ya
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Dylan
9 years
Hate they creepy bastards that follow ye on Twitter, then Insta and then add ye on Facebook and snapchat aw in a matter a seconds
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6 years
Too easy 👍🏼
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Dylan
10 years
'I love your daughter' -Kyle James Chalmers
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6 years
Ma maw still does this n am 20
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