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@_davewm_

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Cyber, IT, Geek, may or may not be Batman. Speaker. mentor, doer of good deeds. My comments are my own or stolen and not the views of my employer or cat.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined July 2008
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@neilslorance
Neil Watson-Slorance
1 year
I’ve got a wee stall in Ayr today! Do I have any pals in Ayr? I’m in the Cutty-Sark Centre till 4pm ✌️
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@Hack_Thursday
Hack Thursday
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@4n6lady
4n6lady
1 year
🎉GIVEAWAY⭐️ I am giving away 1 print copy and 5 e-book copies of Mastering AWS Security! 🛡️☁️ 📚Book: https://t.co/rOBKdVpqWS Enter before Tuesday, September 03, 2024 at 6PM EST by following, commenting, and RT! @PacktPublishing Author: https://t.co/3y0tADBpGw
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Dave
1 year
Today I downloaded windbg and used it for the first time in a LONG time. This is what MS Teams has forced me to.
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Dave
1 year
Folk that stand in a long line for the cafe, then try to decide what they fancy when they get to the till Special place in hell.
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Dave
1 year
Yesterday we experienced our first avishing attempt at @damngoodsec were a fake Avatar attempted to convince @ScottMcGready to go and buy catfood from the local store so the CEO could hand it out as gifts to important clients... Unfortunately Scott realised he wasn't talking to
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Dave
1 year
Dublin - hello again - some might argue that it is a very long trip for a free burger. I would not.
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Dave
1 year
Dave has met BigDave #imetbigdave @brianwhelton
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Dave
1 year
Dublin, I am in fact “in you”
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Dave
1 year
Hey YOU yes YOU why have you not submitted a talk to BSides Newcastle this year? If you are unsure if you should the my DMs are open to chat - and it would make a nice difference from the usual bots trying to entice me…. Seriously though - talking at an easy and open BSides
@safesecs
Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊
1 year
This this this this this! We’ve had some fab submissions this far, but I want you - yes you - to make this harder for us! Side tracked in particular needs extra - come and talk about #NotSec - your hobbies, rages, loves, whatever you like 🤩 #Submit #CFP #BSidesNCL #FeedUs
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Dave
2 years
Working from home means you can be there for family, like when your daughter decides to projectile vomit - hugs, child cleaned and now we unleash George
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Dave
2 years
Massive FOMO today for all my friends at @BSidesLeeds - sorry can’t make it today but everyone have a great time - @ddsgerard make sure @safesecs drinks lots of water would you (and given the pictures of last night @LadyCyberRosie might need some too)
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Dave
2 years
Swag reversal! The amazing @safesecs in our swag instead of me in hers. Sam has joined (well sampled) the dark side!
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Dave
2 years
Goose at the airport…
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@damngoodsec
Damn Good Security
2 years
Are you at @DTX360 Manchester today? So are we. Look out for co-founder, @_davewm_, on the "What hidden horrors and cyber nightmares keep you up at night" panel (1pm, Threat Detection and Response Stage). He may even make another appearance tomorrow 👀. Say hi👋 if you see us!
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Dave
2 years
I can’t be taken anywhere
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@mrithejester
Paul
2 years
“Let me carefully write a tweet that is utterly harmless, is light-hearted, and will definitely not offend anyo…”
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