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clarke humphrey

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high maintenance hot girl.

Joined September 2010
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@daddykitkat_
kat⁷🪐
1 month
congratulations or whatever
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@vincestaples
vince
1 month
As you can tell, the marketing budget is smaller than the show budget, so please make sure to share amongst your friend group. The Vince Staples Show Season 2 is airing on Netflix in FOUR DAYS. November 6th. Find it in the clearance aisle.
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@yippie_sayer
✯ Noah ✯
5 months
This is also how Environmental Racism looks like; poisoning socioeconomic depressed neighbourhoods of black people. Your casual use of grok got xAi a brand new deal. Classism and racism are intertwined, you are helping the richest white naz1 get richer at their expense.
@yippie_sayer
✯ Noah ✯
5 months
if you use grok i will instantly assume you are fucking stupid btw
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@maxiedomious
maxie
8 years
I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed.
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@filmsbratz
ꫂ ၴႅၴ.
10 months
— it’s february 1st, happy black history month! but you know the vibes… it’s black history all day, every day, year-round for me over here. 👸🏾💫 ♡
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@VISITFLORIDA
VISIT FLORIDA
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Put a calendar hold for a meeting** on Friday. (**Playing pickleball)
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@goodgyalhav
HF
11 months
@nathanlately
reporting for duty.
11 months
(He was so crazy for this.)
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@officialdoechii
Swamp Princess🐊
1 year
DENIAL IS A RIVER TOMORROW @ 8am
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@_clarkekent
clarke humphrey
1 year
today is the last day of 20% off at Sephora if you like me are relying on making unnecessary purchases to feel literally anything at this time
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@_clarkekent
clarke humphrey
1 year
I’m finally watching the martha stewart doc on netflix and it really really has always been and always will be FUCK james comey
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@Didiiiiiiiiii_
Didiiiiiiii
1 year
📍📍
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@valent44355
Victor Renard
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NEAR 40% UP - HAS STIL ONVER 250% ROOM TO GO ! $NXXT $NVDA $TSLA $AMC $GME
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@desusnice
Desus MF Nice💯
1 year
spotify wrapped? no thanks big dog, I’m wrapped in the blood of jesus
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@_clarkekent
clarke humphrey
1 year
now if only he could free the rest of us 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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@_clarkekent
clarke humphrey
1 year
ya girl is taking a 4 week long solo trip — plz share recs for your favorite reads this year 🤗
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@MoniNextDoor
MoniTheeSimmer 🩵🦋
1 year
Me at Zack Fox wedding.
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@NoahGarfinkel
Noah Garfinkel
1 year
Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do: 1) Be irritable at work 2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you 3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision
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@_clarkekent
clarke humphrey
1 year
ball up top
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@wetsykcin
cousin faith
1 year
you haven’t voted early and aren’t in line?
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@_clarkekent
clarke humphrey
1 year
she was indeed not waving at @ryedth
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@_clarkekent
clarke humphrey
1 year
shes so cute 🥹
@HowardMortman
Howard Mortman
1 year
"I'm looking at you and you're looking at me? Oh, there's a live camera somewhere. Which camera -- this is? -- OK, I'm waving at you." -- Kamala Harris at DNC
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