Was sitting at the Lincoln Memorial earlier this evening when I was joined by a fox. No lie. An actual fox pranced over to me and Abe.

Dang it, forgot to mention my bout of shingles!

Welp, I skipped 2024 on here so here’s my update. I had a kid, a post-birth infection, three stomach flus, one bout of covid, one bout of rsv, three pink eyes and a third degree burn but I have survived to tell the tale - albeit with a few scars. Here’s to 2025!

I know I'm like a year and a half late on this but @NoahKahan's Stick Season is all the things for me right now.

God, Twitter is depressing as hell now.

Loved every second of #AIRMovie - but just want Matt Damon to know it’s never, ever, in any world, acceptable to pronounce it app-a-lay-shun. Thank you.

Love the whole cast but somebody please give @janellejcomedy an award or something for @AbbottElemABC because she brings the sauce every single week. 💛

I only use twitter to view immediate reactions to major events. I don't care about anyone's opinion on anything outside of television, music and who killed JonBenet Ramsey. Is there a version of Twitter I can sign up for that caters to that?

Here for my twice yearly tweet. I'm married now. Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas and here's to 2023! Cheers!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary It was Spring 2009 and I’m pretty sure I was sitting at an Applebees bar, smoking cigarettes (inside) and talking about Kings of Leon when I decided to take the plunge. Who can relate?

Is it happening? It seems like it could be happening. Last time we were one game, on either side, from a UNC-Duke game in the Final Four was … 1991? If it happens this year, in K’s final season, in New Orleans (home to two UNC titles), in Hubert’s first year … man alive.

2022 marks 10 years that I've been battling with/accepting my genetic inner ear disorder. 10 years with no alcohol, no roller coasters, no laying flat, no live music and no boats. Also 10 years of appreciation for all the things I can still do and the people I love. Thank you.💜

Miss you, @d_tikekar - it's never too soon to wish a Happy Holiday, right?

And still.

32. Jesus.

A majority of unvaccinated adults are not "anti-vaxxers" They're unsure whether vaccines are worth it They've been bombarded with bad information claiming vaccines are harmful but COVID is harmless We can support mandates (I do) without casting aspersions on the unvaccinated

Congrats to Team USA in women's gymnastics - proud of all of you for kicking ass and a special shoutout to the GOAT, @Simone_Biles for showing us that strength doesn't always look the way we think it should. We love you.

Back on Twitter to say this- in office work soundtracks can MAKE or BREAK a job for me. If you have The Cure or Elliot Smith playing, you can almost guarantee my longevity.

JLo going back to Ben Affleck is ARod’s biggest loss to Massachusetts since the 2004 ALCS

2 weeks out from 31 - sitting by myself in a big lots parking lot eating chicken fries and crying while watching clips from Thor Ragnarok. Who can relate?

30 going on 55 this year.