When I am not sleeping or eating, I create beautiful looks like these🙂‍↔️ So Yh, send a Dm to book a glam session today 🫵🏾

What I really want as a birthday present is for someone to take me to a store for makeup products…and give me an open cheque to shop for anything and whatever I want But if I talk this one now, them go say I be tiff🤧😭😂

“You are just all over the place. Find a niche.” No, I'm really too multifaceted to conform to one path of living. There are a million possible lives for me and I try to experience as many as I can before I die. Thank you

How was he going to explain this🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Some of you is me😭😭 My phone is never charged

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You people complaining about the portion size I hear you but spaghetti no dey last for belle joor

One woro of beans 🌚

Took my niece and nephews to shop for ‘ijekuje’ and one of them started pointing and crying for those cars that are electronic My brethren, the thing costs multiple hundreds of thousands 😂😭😭😭

Open to nepotism, favouritism and any other forms of preferential treatment.🙏🏾

Our teachers na to dey promise you say “you’ll come back next year”💀

Unfortunately, I love Living above my means Laying in bed Paying for convenience Trying new things Traveling Crashing out first Complaining but doing what is required Online shopping

This lady sitting next to us slapped her bf after what sounded like an argument. He slapped her back and she immediately looked at me with watery eyes, I looked at my phone and composed this tweet

Having thick, full hair and being tender-headed is a terrible combo 😭.

This is the brokest I’ve ever been in my life. (Don’t pity me o. There’s alot of money in my future).

As much as I love food and enjoy watching food critics…i skip ope’s post with the speed of light😭😭

We have done it again 🙏#nigeria #hildabaci

If you try this one with Nigerian girls, they will use it to wipe your head 😂😂😂😭😭

It really does hurt when you realize a friend doesn’t rate you as much as you rate them in your life.