
Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus
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The C Standard Cannot Be Replaced And Will Never Be Destroyed. ➡ https://t.co/IWEB4XZpve | Avatar @KIINGKIISMET | Banner @Reckless_Moss
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And then the conversation goes: "Just go work fast food they're always hiring" They don't pay a living wage. "You expect a living wage flipping burgers?!" On repeat my whole fucking life. Aren't y'all tired of this shit?
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how I'm trying to be around older women
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That man has been wearing the same black fit with the cap and a hoodie for the last 8 years, wtf is she styling?
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Eminem Dating His Longtime Stylist Katrina Malota 🔗 Full story: https://t.co/12EyFiaGY8
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A diva is the female version of a hustler #MoneyNeverSleeps
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We were this close to Bill Farmer not delivering this kind of emotional grip bc they thought nobody would wanna hear 90 minutes of the voice
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immigrant grocery store owner who voted for Trump to lower grocery prices and then got wrecked by tariffs. mfer you run a business called "Wong Kai Imports" what the hell did you think was gonna happen
"A beloved family-run grocery store in Florida may have to close its doors after 43 years because of tariffs." https://t.co/ShOnPse7Jn
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The Cuomo campaign ended here:
It kills me that Curtis and Zohran will address each other moderately cordially, but every time Cuomo speaks they’re both like “OH SO NOW THE SEX OFFENDER WANTS TO CHIME IN?” #NYCMayoralDebate
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When I tell you I got jump scared by Sajam at 7 in the morning today
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