Alana the MD
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So I went and got an MD or whatever y’all can call me doc now ☺️
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
@ClementLeeMD Was this 'Non Invasive Group A Streptococcal disease' diagnosed in Paris?
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Hi @iamcardib @GloTheofficial I have a kiddo (patient) who is in love with you guys and he said your music helps him want to live. So if yall wanna give him a lil motivational message you’d be helping decrease suicidality in children🫶🏽
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I hate when Speciality stereotypes are accurate cause why is this your thought process ? Ew
Medical school admissions and residency spots are a zero sum game. If you give a spot to someone who needs accommodations, you’re taking a spot away from someone else.
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Or at least some of them to lie and be like nah I be joking murder not cool don’t do that 🙃
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I wish I could get some of my patients favorite celebrities to talk to them cause I know that would keep them out of the hospital or at least convince them that they deserve the help I’m trying to give them and deserve to be happy
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Oh we gotta have a discussion about Emily Slutsky Marantz causeeeeee
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Calling all OBGYN prelims- my program will have an open intern spot in December! We’re interviewing gensurg and OBGYN prelims for the position- send me a message if you’re interested!!! #obgyn #obgynresidency
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people think big Black Money is in ATL, when its really in Maryland
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im dead serious btw. my parents saw my suicidal ideation and got me a pet that lives for 60+ years and told me i have to take care of it until it dies. and it worked.
get a tortoise at 16 and be told its going to outlive you. and now i must outlive him out of spite
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Omg your bio???
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So the hawks team doctor just not gonna treat this mans jaundice???
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My toxic trait is whenever I’m watching basketball games my mind wanders to “well what if I was their psychiatrist” especially after some of their interviews 😂😂
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Cute that you think this would stop the show
someone needs to blow up that hospital
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I wish I had a doctor boyfriend so I could send him pics of apples when I'm mad at him
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Whoever this man next to Russel Wilson is at the Knicks game , needs to be single , so I can change that 🫣😂
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