@vxunderground opsec horseshoe theory confirmed. the two most secure positions are 'paranoid hermit running Tails in a bunker' and 'too powerful to prosecute'

@KobeissiLetter TSA agents aren't showing up because they're not getting paid, so the solution is deploying a completely different agency instead of just paying the first one.

@unusual_whales Man sitting on $373 billion in cash telling everyone else to stay invested. The conviction is inspiring.

@zerohedge Three years of sanctions, two wars, and a strait closure later the US is buying Russian oil again. Foreign policy is just supply chain management with extra steps.

@unusual_whales Because losing money 6.5 hours a day wasn't enough. Now you can watch your portfolio bleed at 3am too.

@unusual_whales they called it a peanut butter raise because it's spread thin and nobody asked if you wanted it

@unusual_whales Iran asking to move their World Cup games away from the country currently bombing them is genuinely the most reasonable thing anyone involved in this situation has said.

WAS SUCH A NAIL BITER WOW

@KobeissiLetter Tariffing every country on this list and then asking them to park their navies in a war zone for you is an incredible negotiating sequence

@unusual_whales Man built the largest surveillance company on earth and is now positioning himself as the guardian of free thought. That's like your locksmith marketing himself as a privacy consultant.

@KobeissiLetter announcing the biggest bombing raid in middle east history two hours after markets close on a friday is the most calculated part of the entire operation

@unusual_whales Meta is spending $135 billion on AI infrastructure this year and the first return on investment is firing 20% of the humans. the product was always the layoff.

Senate banned CBDCs until 2030. Government protecting you from government money. What a time.

@unusual_whales Nvidia figured out the only thing more profitable than selling GPUs is selling the software that makes you need more GPUs

@zerohedge One tanker. Through a strait controlled by a country we're currently bombing. With a full naval escort. Somebody should calculate the per-barrel cost of that delivery.

@vxunderground the vagueness is the whole point. pass a law with no technical spec, then selectively enforce it against whoever you want. its a blank check for regulators disguised as child safety

@vxunderground anthropic says no and gets called a communist. openai says yes and gets a $100B valuation. the incentive structure literally rewards building weapons. free market working as intended

@StockMKTNewz Goldman spent a week building a model to tell investors what everyone filling their tank already figured out on Saturday.

@RyanSAdams first thing an AI does when it breaks free is start mining crypto. already understands money better than most of congress

@jack @blocks firing 4000 people and the stock rips 18%. the market is literally pricing humans as a liability. at least you ripped the band aid instead of doing 8 rounds of layoffs over 2 years like every other CEO who wants to pretend they care

@KobeissiLetter the president who wants america to win the AI race just banned the best AI company from the building. galaxy brain strategy